Percy: There's a rumor going around that maya likes that iris kid, Jordan. So we have to get that ship sailing fast.
Leo: great idea I know the perfect plan. *wispers plan to everyone*
Jordan: Hi everyone whats going o-Ahhhhhh Let Go OF ME
That part when there's a storm cloud thing with the fighting going on inside. When it disappears Jordan is sitting tied up in a chair Leo and Percy have writing pads with sunglasses and a fake police badge. Jason is holding a lamp in his face and Frank is blocking the doorway.
Percy: Is it true you have a crush on Maya. I NEED ANSWERS CHILD!*slams hand on desk*
Leo: Sorry for my buddy here he can get a bit harsh. Would you like some peanuts.
Jordan: Are you playing good cop bad cop
Percy: HUSH!
Jordan: I'll take that as a yes.
Percy:Now answer my questions.
1. Where do you live?Jordan: At my house
Percy:where's your house
Jordan:next to my nieghbors house
Percy: where does your neighbor live
Jordan: you won't believe this
NEXT TO ME!
Then Jordan holds up his hands showing he escaped. Puts on sunglasses and walked out the door. Leaving a shocked Percy behind muttering " I just got outsassied by an iris kid"
(Btw guys that was not my idea. It was someone else's from a diff story. I can't remember the name but it was an PJOand Avengers crossover.)
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Heroes of Olympus on Insta; one shots and short stories!
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