Chapter 3-Parr
Crap. Crap. Crap.
I should have known. People have shipped us for a while. They probably saw us holding hands and jumped to conclusions. And would I want to be Anne's girlfriend? Am I ready to be in a relationship again, after everything? Is Anne? I mean, the girl was literally beheaded for loving the wrong person. Would she ever want to be in a relationship again? Anne interrupted my thoughts. "As a matter of fact, yes. We are dating." I nearly fainted, and I saw Jane's eyes widen. Anna and Kitty fist bumped, and Catherine just smirked. Of course. Anne reached across the other 3 queens to hold my hand. The interviewer whistled. "Wow! So happy for you, Anne!" I flushed deep red at being so public, but at the same time I trusted Anne. She knew all about being in the public eye, so she must know this is a good thing. At least, I hope. The rest of the live continued as normal, and yet not a thing about it was normal. Because I was there, with Anne, telling the world we were dating in front of my closest friends. I wasn't sure if it was a dream or a nightmare. I did say earlier that I hated being backstage, but I have been all my life, and now I'm in the spotlight with no idea how to handle the heat. Once the interview ended, all six of us headed upstairs, chatting about the interview. "Anna, you owe me ten bucks!" Kitty crowed, a large grin on her face. Anna rolled her eyes and handed Kitty a ten dollar bill. "Don't spend it all in one place." "Why the ten bucks?" I asked, already knowing the answer. "Kitty and I had a bet. Kitty said you and Anne would start dating, and I said you would just be friends with benefits." Of course they did. Anne sighed. "Is this payback for the incident?" Kitty glared. "We do not discuss that." Yes we do. Basically Kitty met this girl and this boy named Francis and Francisco (not related) and we were all taking bets on who she'd end up with. The bets got up to 1000 dollars and she turned out to end up banging both at the same time and leaving them behind. It was a mess. And would it surprise you that Anne started it all? No, I didn't think so. Anna snorted. "Nah. It was a fandom thing. They were debating it too. The ship art got real weird." God, if even Anna thought it was weird, it must be bad. This was the girl who runs a naked art blog, for crying out loud. "Anyway, we should probably prep for the show tonight. But we got 2 hours, so we can just chill until then. Cathy, can we talk?" Anna and Kitty went "ooohhh!" at exactly the same time when Anne said that. I followed Anne into her room, flipping them off as I left. I could hear their giggles from down the hall. Anne shut the door behind me and swiftly removed her lipstick and took out her buns, letting her hair run wild. She headed over to me and carefully undid my hair, then kissed me again, and again, and over and over, each kiss more firey and desperate than the last, and I kissed back hungrily like it was the last thing I would ever do. I knew I would want it to be.
Chapter 3.5- Maria
A girlfriend. A fricking GIRLFRIEND.
Of course.
Well, that explains why she broke up with me. For Anne fricking Boleyn. ANNE BOLEYN. Are you kidding me? That obnoxious little beyotch? I was nothing but an amazing girlfriend. And she dumps me. For an annoying baby. God. Well, fine. If she wants to be with Anne Boleyn so bad, she can suffer the consequences. All of them. This is what you get, Catherine Parr. Have fun.
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