Guy: did you just farted? Because you blew me away~~~ ( ಠ◡ಠ ) and.. It kinda stinks.. (・_・)
Girl : *slaps* you're such an asshole!
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Book of random and lame stuff
RandomThis is completely random and lame. If you want a good laugh, I'm sorry, you've come to the wrong place because the stuff here is not funny.... *Update when I'm random. #RandomnessIsAwesomeness
Failed pick up line
Guy: did you just farted? Because you blew me away~~~ ( ಠ◡ಠ ) and.. It kinda stinks.. (・_・)
Girl : *slaps* you're such an asshole!