i think of as many pointless superpowers as i can

list one

1. growing a retracting 6th toe

2. turning into a tree forever

3. using kenesis energy to move objects

4. controlling the tv remote through telekenesis

5. being able to read your own mind

6. glowing in the dark but u have to close your eyes and no one else is allowed to look

7. you can shapeshift but everyone will know it is you

8. u can levitate but only 0.5 of a millimetre

9. turning into a carrot everytime someone says chicken

10. HA INVISIBILITY But only when no one is looking

11. healing BUT when u heal urself or others it takes a lot of ur energy and ur left feeling the same or worse as u were 2 begin with