Authors note;Okay right 😂😂I'm trying to make this book a little more funny Aswell as smutty 😂😂😳
HARRYS pov;
So I went to the kitchen and I screamed
Omg my bloody fuckin kiwi where is it
I screamed as loud as I could
And then I saw zayn with MY PET KIWI
ZAYN:look for this are we Harry
YES I AM ZAYN NOW GIVE IT ME BACK I YELL AT HIM
ZAYN:come and get it *runs with HARRYS pet kiwi*
UGH ZAYN JUST GIVE IT TO-*trips and falls* OH FOR FUCK SAAAAAAAAKE! ZAYN just give it to me please
ZAYN:*sniggers and laughs* BAHAHAHHAHA YOU JUST TRIPPED BAJAHAHAHAHAHHAA
UGHHH I GROAN FLIP OFF!
Give me MY PET KIWI PLEASE!!
ZAYN:NO *farts on the kiwi*
ARE YOU KIDDING ME I SCREAM AT ZAYN UGHHHHH WHY THE HELL DID YOU FREAKIN FART ON IT FOR!
ZAYN:come on Harry that was funny though you can't lie *laughs*
HOW IS FARTING ON MY PET KIWI FUNNY TO YOU
ZAYN:*Bursts out laughing again*
Ugh bye! I say
Zayns pov:
He's literally always with that pet kiwi so I took it off the kitchen counter and saw Harry And then i said to him looking for this an he said yeh
Then I farted on it but that was so funny then he got angry an he said ugh bye
But I still have the kiwi so I'm just gonna put it in mine and his room
Harry:*sad face* you made me upset zayn
ZAYN:I'm sorry *laughs again* I'm truly sorry *hugs Harry and kisses his forehead*
Harry:it's okay can I have my kiwi
ZAYN:as long as you promise you're gonna also give me some love and attention yeh babe
Harry:okay fine I will I Promise I love you
ZAYN:I love more *kisses harrys nose and gives him the kiwi*
Harry:*smiles and hugs ZAYN and the kiwi*
Harry:it's like our little child the kiwi is
ZAYN:I know it is :) 💕
Harry:*hugs ZAYN* I love you
Zayn:I love you to babe *kisses him on the cheek*
Harry: :) huge smile*
YOU ARE READING
two lovers// a zarry fan fic
Romancewe are just two lovers in one home♡ Contains smut read at your own risk Ages 13+ read thank you very much ♡
