Teacups and Sukeban • Momojirou

Chapter 1: Mineta gets freakin Pwned

Here's a pouty Momo! Enjoy the chap! -Author

Momo Yaoyorozu was upset.

First she woke up and was immediately dizzy. Most likely she burned through her remaining fat from their strenuous training session while asleep. This made the simple action of getting into the elevator and the ride down a challenge.
Once she had scuttled into the kitchen, borderline dead may she add, she found her stash of emergency food bars were gone. This caused her to practically inhale half a loaf of plain white bread in order to replenish herself a bit before making herself a few sandwiches. On a normal day, she would feel a bit bad when her classmates would be sad when they couldn't make their favorite bread based breakfast but today she didn't give a damn.
After her horrid trudge to class and trip to the vending machine where she bought out a good few slots she finally made it to her seat in class, only to be tortured by the sound of her rowdiest classmates throwing a tantrum 3 seats ahead of her. Bakugou's incessant cursing, Kaminari and Mina's idiotic screeches, and Sero's boisterous boyish yelling were all wearing down her patience. All she wanted to do was zone out into her studying but their shouts of friendship were pulling her out of it right when she was about to fall in.
Once class had started and the little group of screaming toddlers had separated and quieted down she felt a bit better. Maybe she just had a bad morning, the only way to go is up right? Wrong, because today the class of 1-A got their hero costume evaluations today! Note the sarcasm. While reading through the countless unhelpful comments that consisted of calling her immodest and generally just shaming her for not covering up eVEN THOUGH IT'D BE WORSE FOR HER QUIRK. WHAT'S WORSE? WEARING A BATHING SUIT WITH A LARGE BELT OR TEARING THROUGH A SKIN TIGHT SUIT TO REVEAL MORE OF THE ACCURSED SKIN?? OH NO DON'T LET THEM KNOW I HAVE AN EPIDERMIS SYSTEM!!1!1!
Moving on, as always, she looked for Mei Hastume on the sheet because she didn't spout bull- ahem, nonsense. While skimming the list she noticed a name similar to an old bully of hers. If it was her then that would explain how idiotic the evaluations were this time.
Normally her day would improve at lunch since they had the best hero cook and this was her calling, but it didn't. On her way back from getting her food her suspicions of her old tormentor being at the school were confirmed when her tray was slapped out of her hand by none other than the person in question. Momo has a reputation here so she simply walked away from the aggressor and went to get more food. Next when she was sitting down, finally able to cheer herself up a bit. She was hit in the back of the head with an elbow, almost slamming into what's left of her food, almost. Of course, when she turned to see who hit her, it was the back of none other than her old bully. Before she could do anything the bell rang and she had to go to class.

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I trudged on the path back to the dorms, my classmates scattered along it in chattering groups walking as well. I just want to get inside and find a way to healthily deal with the unimaginable amounts of rage currently in my system. I'll probably end up training until I drop.
I finally made it back to the dorm and immediately went to the elevator. Hopefully I can get on before anyone else and be alone in there. I got inside and leaned against the wall, staring out the door.
Iida was walking towards the elevator, alone thankfully. I held it open for him to get in. Once the door shut I spoke.

"Tenya, you would not believe the day I just had." I whined.

He chuckled and replied, "I probably won't, I saw how the entire day you were just getting more and more upset. I'm surprised you didn't do something stupid."

"I wanted to. I think I'm gonna go and train my head off to blow off this anger then vore half the fridge because I'm just so ...bleh," I said, leaning my head back.