í You stretch your arms out long behind you as you yawn, that may have been the best sleep of your life. The sun beams into your room almost blinding your delicate eyes, as instinct you rub your eyes and produce another yawn.
"Good morning buttercup!" you hear your father call up to you with welcome so you holler down to him in return, "¡Buenos días!" You are thirsty and reach over to your black hydroflask. Because you are a clumsy bitch it stumbles to the ground leaving a tiny dent in at the top of the water bottle. You screech,
"AND I OOP" as you scruffy to retrieve your abandoned water bottle. Tears drip down your face as you caress the dented metal. you realize you are still thirsty and begin to slowly unscrew to top of the hydroflask. Condensation drips of the bottle and onto your aching body. You giggle as you continue to start drinking your water. Since you are once again a clumsy bitch you miss your mouth and the water pours all over your white shirt making your body exposed to the eye. You moan as the cold water trickles down your body. You rip of your soaking clothes and jump onto the bed, firmly gripping the water bottle. You passionately kiss the moist metal of the water bottle as your other hand touches your not so christian body. You place the hydroflask onto the bed and prepare your asshole for penetration. You gasp for air as you sit into the wet bottle, you scream out,
"SKSKKSKSKAAAAAAA" you hear footsteps running towards your room as your parental units slam the door open. You are under the covers acting "normal" as the hydroflask is still lodged up your asshole.
Ever since that day, you have never seen the hydroflask again.
