Eenie Meenie

Chapter 4 ~ Snobby Koalas and Dog Chow

Just so you guys know Alex Pettyfer will be playing Carson. Well I don't mean Alex Pettyfer himself because I saw a trailer for Magic Mike and he looks a little too old to be in high school now. What I mean is he will look like Alex Pettyfer but younger. confusing? Also I'll sort of explain who looks like who at the end of this chapter. 

Saturday morning, me snoring upstairs, Mr eternal Bachelor playing with his dog in the garden and four boys standing at his doorstep in suits they are clearly not comfortable in. We should have a tv show.

When i did finally wake up the boys i had been unaware of had left us only to end up talking to our old man next door about hole in one golf thingImabobs. Well three of four were. One was making out with his playboy bunny in the backyard (which i had the utter joy of witnessing+_+) I laughed in amusement.

So these were the sexy boys my loon of an uncle had channeled all his (adult) energy into. Interesting. I strolled out in my rock chick boots, combats and blue Tee, my Sunday best, to retrieve the boys on behalf of Nathan.

"Yo boys i got cops on the line. Taking the dope from my kitchen is finally paying of don't you think?" I grinned with my 'ghetto' (according to some of the girls at school I was a ghetto girl, fine with me)  before gesturing for them to follow me before walking away. It took them all of 3 minutes to catch my drift before they ran up to me.

"Thank you your highness...have we been...honoured...with thee...courtesy of knowing you" one of the boys babbled in an unsure sexy English voice.

"What?" i replied with a dumb look and raised eyebrows.

"He's trying to fit into this whole posh shit you got going round here. What he means is whats your deal? Frankly this posh shit doesn't really fit in with yo 'attire.' another any growled. I smiled and introduced myself before surprising them by doing a typical 'man'shake that Nathan had taught me. The boy that had been making out with the playboy bunny put his hand around my shoulder.

"In that case, what's up rich bitch."

"Not a lot Ladyboy"

"I think you'll find I'm a Ladies Maan" he growled in my ear, drawing the 'man' out in a whisper. I exaggerated a shudder and shrugged away from the loose arm around my shoulder.

I rolled my eyes as the player with the inflated ego looked at me with hurt in his eyes. I marched to the door with the four boys trailing behind me in awe. I opened the door and kicked of my boots with an involuntary yawn leaving my dry lips. I grunted towards the living room before dragging myself to the kitchen.

As I reappeared from the icy depths of the fridge i saw four boys standing at the doorway looking extremely uncomfortable and awkward. With a frown on my face and the days tasks looming over my brain, I grabbed the player and dragged him in with the others in hot pursuit.

"I like my women rough" He tried again with a smooth growl. 

"I like my men to appear straight" I smirked as I looked down at his tight jeans. What. The. Hell...

Moving away like I was on fire, the player of a jerk went to sit on one of the stools at the counter by our breakfast bar. I turned to the other three and smirked. The over sized suits were clearly rented and not something the boys were used to wearing. I couldn't resist the temptation of the bubbling laughter that left my dry lips.

"You guys look pretty funny y'know? and who are you making the effort for? Oh wait you guys wrote those awesome songs right? Damn I love you guys, you know when your famous, your gonna have to tell people that I was your first groupie right?" I babbled in a sleepy haze and walked to our backyard without waiting for answers. Humming my new flavour of the week (yes I am a musicwhore) I ran up to cuddle Lady affectionately as the 4 confused boys trailed behind.