Fat Alberts Bizarre Adventure

Chapter 1

Chapter 1
It was a rainy day some fat ass bigger than the universe decided to take a piss on the planet. The fat ass in question was fat Albert who ascended from human to god how did he? Well this is his hot steamy shit stained story. It all started when Bill Cosby and his kids were sent to prison to get executed for being pedophiles and taking massive poo poos on buildings. Fat Albert was depressed he lost all his friends even his father. "Hey hey hey my friends ain't alive no more" stated Albert as he did a smoke. Shortly after he saw a shooting star "Hey hey sigh I wish I had the dream stone so that I can become god...."
Fat Albert then passed out instantly. He woke up in a void and right in front of him on a pedestal was the dream stone Fat Albert ran as fast as his legs could carry him to retrieve his key to god hood. He retrieved the Dream Stone Only for it to shake,Then the spirit of the dream stone appeared. "So yer the fat fuck who made that wish eh?" Said the dream stone, "well it's yer lucky day friendiorena because I've been bored after that damn eldumbass decided to vore me, he did gain my power yes, I gave it to him what did I get in return? Death." The dream stone stated "I've been stuck in this damn void for i don't even knows how long and I've become bored." Fat Albert stood there with his mouth open and his pants filled with semen he had no words heck he jizzed so much that he became a mute for some reason (actually because I became lazy to even figure out how he would talk) The dream spirit knew this and became his voice (he also changed how he speaks because I'm too lazy to put that effort in xd) "Well I think it's about time we go destroy dimensions especially naruto since that anime sucks donkey dick" stated the dream spirit who made a disgusted face, "anyhoo enough with the chit chat its time we became one." The dream stone then shattered and it's fragments flew into Fat Albert's chest which then was embedded into his chest the dream stone has assimilated with him. He could feel the power gurgling explosive diaherra (figure out the refrence and win a prize nigtard) he then passed out as he felt power as his body couldn't handle the power the dream stone had.