Hello, my name is peet. Or should I say, chirp chirp, fellow brothers and sisters. I have decided, to tell you all my life story. Which has only been a couple months cuz I am a bird after all.
I shall start at my conception. It was a frivolous cold night in breeding season. My parents both just met each other and decided to smash, On a tree. It was very quick notice. But then my mother became preggos, with mee ;). and my 12 other siblings.
Then my mother layED the eggs, one of which had fetus me in it. For some strange reason my siblings and I were all placed in our own eggs in some preschool. It was in a steaming hot red illuminated box. My mother nor father were even there.
So when I hatched out of my egg, the first sight I saw was about 26 screaming/scared/excited children, ahhhh the horror probably the worst thing I've ever witnessed, I wanted to go back into my mother's womb. Since I was the first to hatch, I witnessed all my other siblings take 10 years to freaking come out. Just like my daddy. Don't ask how I know my daddy was born. ;)) I have many sugar daddies. Don't tell my wife.
Fun fact, since my mummy wasn't around for my birth and couldn't name me, I had no name. But one day in the preschool, a kid had peed all over the floor. So naturally, another kid had yelled "HHAHAHA PEEEE!!!!"
Then looked at me and said, PEEEEE!!!
Then the teacher, exhausted, looked over and said "peet??".
"PEEEEEEETTTT!!!!"
"Peeeeet I can see his peee peeee!!!!"
"Peeeetty boiiiiiii".
