Prologue

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"Yeah, whatever, Jordan," I say. "I'll be back before two in the morning. No Jojo, I'm going to get super drunk and I'm gonna drive myself home...No I'll just call a cab...Okay, whatever Jordan, see you, I'll tell Gabriella you say hi...Bye Jordan...Yes, I promise to use protection...If it breaks you'll be the godfather...yeah, yeah, ok, now bye."

Ladies and gentlemen, I present Jordan. My over-protective, and over-annoying, twin brother, who thinks I can't handle going to a party with my best friend without something going terribly wrong.

Ugh, twin brothers.

I take the familiar turns to reach Gabriella's house. I enter and yell "I'M HOOOOME!"

"Can you shut up?" Gabby hisses from the top of the stairs. "Its gonna be hard to sneak out to a party if you practically woke up my whole fucking family!"

"Yeesh, what crawled up your ass today?"

"Oh let's see... maybe its the dick-shapped cloth keeping Satan's sacrificial waterfall of blood from ruining my floors!" exclaimed Gabby.

"Now now, darling," I started. "What did I say about using Tumblr to find insults and comebacks?"

Gabby looks displeased with my remark, but you know what they say. Mess with the bear and you get the claws.

"Don't anger me, Brooklyn. I may be your best friend but I will still bitch slap you!" Gabby said with an evil glint in her eyes.

I scoff, for you see, Gabby might look like some super-bitch that can knock you dead in 3 seconds, but honestly, she can't hurt a fly. Don't let her dark hair and piercing blue eyes fool you, she's gentle.

Me, on the other hand, I definitely can kick your ass. Don't start with the stereotypes, because I am fullly aware I have blonde hair, and I am fully aware I have blue eyes. Don't you even fucking dare come up to me and ask "Are you a cheerleader?" because I will kick your ass right then and there and I don't care who's watching. Fucking Obama could say "Brooklyn Sofia James don't you fucking dare" and I would still kill you, because, like Hanna Marin says, "Sometimes you poke the bear, and other times the bear pokes you" so I swear to God, if you poke me, I will pull a Damon Salvatore and rip your heart from your chest.

"Wait, how the fuck did you get into my house anyways?" Gabby asks.

"Oh, I had a key made like a year ago," I reply.

"THANK FUCKING GOD! I thought it was Peyton or Archer who kept sneaking into my house and eating all my peanut butter, but no it was you, you fucking skank," At this, I began to laugh.

"GABRIELLA MARIA GARCIA FITZ! Where the hell are you going?" Mrs.Fitz yelled from the top of the stairs.

"Oh, you know mom, just sneaking off to a highschool party, and while I'm there, I'm gonna do drugs, get drunk and have sex with Brooke's brother," Gabby said sarcastically.

"Okay, here's money for a cab, there and back. And remember to use protection, I'm too young to have grandchildren and frankly, no offense to Jordan or anything, but he really is the ugly twin," said Mrs.Fitz, and handed me two 50's.

I laugh. I don't bother telling her my brother is sitting this party out.

Mrs.Fitz, or Mama Mia as she demands I call her, has been like my second mother since kindergarten. She has been more like a mom then my actual mom.

When we left the house, the cab was in the drive way. We are so ready for the biggest party of the year.

Andrew King, here we come.

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When we enter the house, the party was already in full swing, and it was the whole 9 yards with the drunk horny teens making out in the corner, to the school slut stripping on the table.

Ah. Highschool in it's full glory.

I catch a glimpse of Peyton and Archer, I grab Gabby's arm and pulled her their way.

"Okay, listen up love birds. The only puking I wanna do is in the morning when I have my huge ass hangover, so please, try to keep your tongues in your own mouths until I'm at least on my second bottle of vodka." I say as they pull away from their "make-out sesh." Insert white girl voice here.

Suddenly, when I look past Parcher -Peyton's and Archer's ship name- the party stops, and my heart nearly drops when I see someone across the room I never thought I would see again.

Gulp.

I nudge Gabby and her eyes widen when she sees who it is.

"He's the new guy everyone keeps talking about? Mason right?" replies Gabby, not believing her eyes.

Mason Johnson is the new kid at our school, but to me, he isn't necessarily new.

Fuck.

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okay so its kinda 2 a.m now and i've had an idea for a story for about a month now but i never found the time to write but im up and im bored so i started to write and im just gonna see where this goes but knowing me im probably gonna get too lazy after like the 3rd chapter and im just gonna stop writing it. But lets do a brief introduction.

YO. I'm cecilia. I'm 14 and I like rock/grunge/metal bands like nirvana and acdc and im a professional fangirl in the following: the vampire diaries, pretty little liars, divergent (the books), harry potter (the books) and any movie that i start to feel the need to ship the 2 characters that are obviously gonna get together in the end because everything is a huge cliche in the movies so ya. Im gonna try to keep writing this book because i like the idea so uh stay tuned. props if you made it to the end of this a/n, youre the real mvp.

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this story is edited by me and my best friend, @sweet_symphonies. (she has the better grammar than me) but you should follow her and read her stories

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