"Heugh"
"JUST TALK GODDAMIT"
"HEUGH!"
"you know what I give up! Why are you so popular jesus!"
Dark Link sighed deeply and sat down on a log, watching Link swing his sword wildly around and fall over. 'And this is what saves the princess all the time? Then again she is pretty stupid to constantly get kidnapped... Actually they fit quite well' He thought as Link started to draw on his shield. "Bloody hell Link what are you doing that's an important relic for god sake" He shouted, rushing towards him and grabbing the shield.
"heugh. HEUUUUUUGHHHH" Link screamed pulling the shield towards him. "Fine take it" Dark Link smirked, letting go. Link fell to the ground, the shield bouncing across the floor, as Dark Link started tearing up with laughter.
"You know..." a deep voice shouted from the shadows, "It's dangerous around here, you shouldn't play around without a weapon."
Link and Dark Link screamed, just as an old man that looks surprisingly like dumbledore walked towards them. "Are you freaking blind old man? Do you not see the sword this idiot is holding?" Dark Link smirked, "Is everyone here like this?"
"Well pretty much, but hey your just something some random guy made up" Dark's eyes widened and he laughed "You know I like you old man! You haven't even said Heugh to me"
The Old Man smiled and turned back to the woods "You really shouldn't be like that to the young traveller, he might just talk one day."
Dark Link glanced back at Link.He eas staring at the place the old man was, drool slightly dripping off his lips "You disgust me more then that snot boy you know that right?"
"Huegh?"
Ta-daaaa!! I just wanna say that I love TLoZ but I just thought that that would be how Dark Link would act like... Also I dont actually know how dark link originated but I assumed it was a fan thing... Also I have no idea of what Link actually says but Heugh will do XD
How gross was that Snot boy to? It just hung there... And when you hit him with a sword... Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww >_<
