I'M BAAAAACK!!!!!

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DD- I'M BACK MOFOS

Everyone- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?!

DD- up your asses and around the corner

^-^

Jeff- yep she hasn't changed

Ben- I see

Slendy- well we have been having a good time without u

DD- so have I

Ej- DD, I need to announce something

DD- wassup Ej the dj?

Ej- will you..*gets on knees*........be my girlfriend till death do us not part

DD-......................*3 hrs later*..............

Everyone- HURRY UP YOU SLOW BITCH

DD- ALRIGHT DAMN! yes Ej I will date you ^-^

Ej- YUUSH*kisses DD*

DD- 0///////////////////////////0*kisses back*

Slendy- DD I have to show you something

DD- Ye slenddddddeeppy?

Slendy- *pulls out a skittle knife*

Jeff- oh so she gets the special treatment in this damn house when we get head slapped

Sally- YEAH! I've been here waaaaaay longer than her

DD- MY GOD!!!!!* hugs slendy*TANKS CHUUU*stabs jeff and sally* stop hating

Jeff and sally- -_-

DD- I bought u all presents

Everyone- YAAAAAAAAY

DD- ok, *gives ej 17 year supply of kidneys, gives jeff a awesome knife, gives Lj candy, gives sally make-up, gives slendy pringles (I do not own this), gives Ben new video games, gives me skittles, gives trendy the newest fabrics, gives splendy a new hat, gives offendy nothing and gives me skittles*

Offendy- WHERE IS MINEZ!?

DD- I just really don't li..

Offendy- *beats DD up*camera falls*

          *technical difficulty issues*

DD - *lips busted and eyes r purple*hhxhjkjfc hcghkn!!

Ej-?

Sally- she said,"bye my victims see you in next chappy!!"

Jeff - You got all of that from gibberish?

Sally-yep

DD-gthnj bgh!!!

Sally- well baii!!!

Everyone except DD- BAIIIIIIIIZZ

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