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YYeah hes probably listening to hobo johnson bc he literally lives his songs out. Oh yeah uh i think im gonna start explaining in depth each character on here because none of yall even know Slime and E (even tho you can probably tell that its minecraft). Its a human mc au. Also ps check out urcheekbones.tumblr.com Bc theyre super epic for drawing this sweetie pie
Okay So Slime Right. Im not ever gonna give him a last name because i just like callin him Slime. In this au he is considered one of the weakest mobs out there so he obtained friends such as Zombie and Spider very easily. Weirdly enough he and Skeleton dont get along. He's always had a fat crush on Ghast and ends up giving her emotional support hugs whenever shes crying (which im gonna assume she sometimes does on purpose to obtain a hug from him). Since its a human!highschool au thingy that kinda suits well, Slime (although its uncertain) is the youngest in the group of friends. Hes 17 and only 5'3 which 10000% sucks because hes picked last in every sport. At some point he ended up smokkin wed bc he couldnt handle the pressure of school anymore. Smokin the wed gave him a bit of anxiety so he was now even more awkward around Ghast.
One day this dumb dumb dingus got caught smokin in the boys locker room while also trying to see through a peep hole of them girls' asse(t)s. He got sent to the principal [HEROBRINE] and sat in the waiting room literally about to cry. But this is weirdly how he met Enderman. Which is a whole ass tall mother fucker. Ill tell you his height in a moment give me a sec just keep reading. --- --- --- Enderman stared down at me and gave me a malicious grin while knocking his sunglasses down to his eyes. He took a seat next to me and asked me what I was in for. I didn't reply because I considered Enderman a 'bad' kid at this already terrible school. Well, I didn't consider him a 'bad' kid; more like privileged for being so tall and muscular. There wasn't a mob in school that hasn't wanted him in their pants. Especially Silverfish. Shes the biggest bitch of the school and quite frankly scares the shit out of everyone (but mostly me). Except Enderman.
After a really long and unnecessary silence, Enderman poked the gauges in my ears. The automatic flinch made Enderman smile, "So you are alive? Thought you were dead by how stiff you were." I rubbed my ear a bit irritated by his presence and oh so desperately just wanted to get my punishment and go home for the day. If there really was a home for me tonight.
At 14, I was kicked out of my house. For what reason? I said it was too crowded and I just left but others like Spidey and Zombie believe that my parents were straight ass to me (which isnt entirely true) and my siblings were actually just making my living space un-livable such as burning my favorite VHS tapes and CDs. So I kind of live with whichever friend takes me in.
"You just dont talk huh?" Enderman crossed his legs as he watched Steve walk by. A quick thought passed through both of their heads; Slimes being: "Holy shit hes just like Silverfish.." and Endermans being: "Damn steve.. when'd you get so chunky?". A brief pause and a sigh escaped my pursed lips, "Was caught smokin' in the guys locker room." My teeth sat on top of eachother and grinded. My molars were practically destroyed from the amount of gnawing I'd been doing over the years. "Oh sweet dude! Were you snitched on or caught caught? Its a whole pussy move to get caught but a cool way to go down yknow?" Enderman watched Slimes expression. I wasn't gonna say. Enderman bit his lip and grinned, "Weren't you on the soccer team a year ago?" Man when was he ever gonna shut up with all these questions. I shook my head a little although I totally had been on the team. "Yeah you were. I remember you! You had spikey hair and fell at the beginning of every tournament!" Oh, please dont remind me of that. I hated that whoke year just as much as im gonna hate this year. "No, that wasn't me. Must've been one of my siblings or something." Truth is, I hate sports. I hate every extracurricular at this damn school. There was nothing to do in art class but wait until the last 2 weeks to assign you a summer art project; and if you didn't finish it, you immediatly flunk the class. Gym wasn't my strong suit either. I was always the last one picked due to my pathetic height and the first one out during games. No one ever talked to me. Not even my roommate Zee (which is short for Zombie) would talk to me. He was considered 'cool' and was able to talk his way out of situations so long as he had Blaze as his friends. Last year at lunch I ate alone in the bathroom 3/5 times a week. The other 2 times I either stayed home or left campus to fuck up sone chicken coops. Its been a month since school has started back up and the routine hasn't changed one bit.
