Life is a game: Naruto

Let's play a game

Darkness...

All I see is darkness...

Like seriously what the hell!

It had started out as a fairly normal day. I was just on my way home from High School and was walking, ok more like running home after leaving from a 7-11. So why was I walking instead of driving?

Why my piece of shit of a car decided to break down forcing me to walk all the way to the home while it's the shop. That was when my day went straight to fucking nightmare town!

As I was walking home I decided to get a snack at the convenient store. After I got some chips and Dr pepper. I made my way to the checkout line the guy in front of me pulls out a huge fucking double edged sword from out of nowhere and cuts the cashier's head right off then jumps over to the guy and starts eating his body like some kind of fucked up zombie flick. After that crazy bastard tried to cut open the women next to me.

So the moment I saw that I immediately dropped everything and promptly ran in front of her. Which lead to me dying when less than ten seconds later when that guy ran his sword through me! At that moment I realized something life is a bitch. Right after that sunavabitch stabbed me!

I realized something else being stabbed by a sword surprisingly did not hurt, at first anyway. Perhaps it was the shock or adrenaline that delayed it but the pain came a split second later when he yanked the blade from my chest.

Here's a question for all of you guys out there, have you ever been kicked in the balls before? Think the pain from that... Only a hundred or so times worst. I blanked out a moment later when a saw a blur, which lead to where I am now...

Floating in darkness for what seemed like hours! Seriously if this is the afterlife it really sucks!

Not only did I die but I died a fucking virgin too! Is this because I spend all my time watching anime, reading comics, playing video games, and reading manga?!

'So where the hell am I heaven, hell, or purgatory... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!

CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE DEAD

'What the fuck?'

'Who the hell said that and where the hell am I!?

WELCOME YOUNG MAN TO PURGATORY AND I AM GEPEW

'Why am I here?'

YOU DIED

'I know that but why am I in purgatory.'

YOU DIED TO EARLY. YOUR DEATH WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IN ANOTHER 40 YEARS.

'Okay so what now'

CAUSE OF THIS MISFORTUNE AND THE WAY YOU DIED. IT WAS DECIDED TO GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE BUT INSTEAD OF A NORMAL LIFE YOU WILL BE PUT INTO A GAME INSTEAD

'Are you freaking serious!'

YES NOW YOU CAN PICK WHERE YOU GO HERE ARE SOME REALITIES YOU CAN PICK

BLEACH, ONE PIECE, PROTOTYPE, NARUTO, FAIRY TAIL, RESIDENT EVIL, FALLOUT, SKYRIM, HELLSING, TRIGUN LEGEND OF ZELDA, KILL LA KILL MORE CHOICES WILL BE ADDED AS YOU COMPLETE MORE LIVES OR GET ACHIEVEMENTS AND UNLOCK THEM

'Hmm lets see which one I would be good reality.