Hey upper east siders (we're British folk)
Scuttlebuts here and we have the biggest spilling here. One of our MANY MANY MANY Sources (there's only really two of us here cuz we're lonely brown girls which means one of us is antisocial egejehehjsbehsbekshd okay lets get on with tea spilling that has bits of biscuits in it (we are supreme relatable bitches okay)) have told us that about our relationship drama with Rebecca Black (totally not a fake name). DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
It all started on Friday,Friday (we're in the boiling water stage so hold ur pg tips cuz we're about to get down on Friday) it was a feud the most DRAMATIC FEUD OF THE CENTURY cuz we're hormonal preteens💁🏽♀️(it's not boy drama this is not a fruity tea spill DEEESSSSSGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG( R.I.P Vine)) it was two potterheads wands at the ready (they're real nerds aren't they I think of myself more as a ned(the guy in the chair.)) One is Rebecca Black and the other is WOLFSTARshipper711 facing off with extremely excruciating mind boggling Harry Potter Trivia (jk it was really just buzzfeed quizzes). So me, one of the lonely brown kids, was obviously the best trivia master (because I'm married to Sirius Black SO BACK OFF HE'S TAKEN) so I ALWAYS won (please understand my reference)(other brown girl: I siriusly don't get it I need friends send help pls)). She got real hulky bulky (I'm a marvel Stan if u didn't already know ya basic 💁🏽♀️) and yeeted me across the playground jk it was the yard cuz we're big brown kids🤘🏽🤘🏽.
The drama continued...
