Naruto the Gunslinger

Chapter 4: C-Rank Mission Begins

Shikamaru says, "Troublesome. Shadow. Point A."

Ino says, "Naruto's Flower. Point B."

Naruto says, "The Badass Gunslinger of Konoha. Point C."

Asuma says, "Chain Smoker. Point D. Do you have the target in sight? Also remind me to never let Naruto pick the nicknames ever again."

Naruto, Ino, and Shikamaru says, "Ready."

Shikamaru slithers his shadow towards the Demon Cat Tora. Who somehow senses it, and runs away. So Naruto says, "Infinite Slip Bullet" shooting the cat, making it slip, and fall.

Shikamaru picks it up, but instantly regrets it. As Tora decides to scratch Shika's face off. Which made the rest of Team 10 laugh.

As they were walking back to the Hokage Tower, to go to the mission room, Naruto heard someone say, "Look it's the Demon who killed Uchiha-sama, and it's Whore."

Naruto then heard another person say, "I feel bad for the white. The Demon must have put a brainwashing Jutsu on the whore to corrupt her."

Naruto's eye start flickering from azure blue to crimson red. He absolutely hated how the villagers treated his fiance. So he did the most logical thing, and as his voice became demonic, Naruto says, "Crystal Bullet." Killing both of the villagers.

This is when Sakura storms towards Team 10. When she reached them, Sakura yells, "YOU KILLED MY KAA-SAN! YOU KILLED MY SASUKE-KUN! YOU BAKA! YOU DEMON! I NOW TRULY SEE WHY EVERYONE HATES YOU! YOU SHOULD BE DEAD, AND NOT MY NII-SAN. NATSU-NII SHOULD BE ALIVE, AND BECAUSE YOU HE'S DEAD! NO WONDER PEOPLE THINK... NO KNOW YOU ARE A DEMON."

Naruto says, "You know you just broke Joni's law right. Just like your KAA-SAN did. Sakura, I'm done trying to hide my pain, and suffering. Plus Jiji told me that if anyone called me a "Demon", that I could shoot on sight. Not that I will kill everyone that calls me a "Demon", but now I'm not going to kill you. Ino-hime would be made at me. So I'll take your arm for payment. How does that sound?"

Ino says, "Naruto-kun, please calm down. Can't you see she is grieving. Plus you know how I get when you go all sadistic on me. Im getting soaked, and right now I don't care if my parents hear us. We are engaged after all. It's not like they can tell us what to do, can they?"

Shikamaru just says, "Troublesome blondes."

While Asuma awkwardly chuckles.

Sakura screams, "NARUTO-BAKA! YOU HENTAI!  YOU'RE A PERVERT CORRUPTING INO-PIG LIKE THAT, YOU HENTAI!"

Naruto just laughs. He then says, "Ino-hime that hasn't gotten me to blush in awhile. And Sakura she only said that so to get a reaction out of everyone except me. The reaction calmed me down. I'm sorry about killing your Kaa-san, Sakura. I wouldn't have done it, if she hadn't broken the law. I'm sorry about your Nii-san too. Even though I had nothing to do with the night the Kyuubi attacked. I was just born that day. Not my fault. See you around Sakura." And with that Team 10 leaves Sakura just standing there, alone.

Them Team 10 entered the meeting room, the saw a Daimyo's wife, the Hokage, and Iruka. Naruto gives her the cat, and watches in pleasure as it gets strangled by the woman. The Hokage then says, "We have some more D-Rank missions for you to complete. Like walking the dogs again. Painting fences. Mowing lawns."

Naruto says, "No more fucking chores Jiji. I want a real mission. We are ready for one, right Asuma-nii?"

The Hokage looks towards Asuma, who nods. The Sandaime says, "bring the client, Tazuna."

And surely, a fat drunk appears and says, "I'm the best bridge builder ever, and you have a pineapple, a whore, and a..."

A resounding bang lights up the room breaking the drinks sake. Naruto says, "Their is only one thing I hate more than a drunk. Do you wanna know what that thing is? Well, that's when someone calls my Ino-hime a whore. Now I suggest that you get the words "sake", and "whore" out of your vocabulary real quick. Cause you won't like what I'll do to you if you don't. Got it?"

Tazuna nods, as Asuma says, "We'll meet you at the South Gate in an hour." Tazuna nods once again.

The Hokage says, "Team 10 all you have to do is protect Tazuna till he gets to Nami no Kuni. Then when you get there you have to protect him while he builds his bridge. Got it?" Team 10 then nods in response.

An hour later they embark on on their first C-Rank Mission.