Pen: once upon a fucking god damn time, coiny has became mr krabs worst enemy for random reasons.
Mr.K: Who the fucking hell are you?
Coiny: I'm a gay penny
Mr.K: So you're money?
Coiny: Yeah
Mr.K: CUM HERE YOU FUCKING PENNY!
Coiny: WHAT? YOU WANT TO CUM ON ME? GROSS!
Mr.K: STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM ME AND GET BACK HERE!
Plankton: What's with all the cringy yelling
Mr.K: PLANKTON GO GET THAT PENNY
Plankton: Well he already got away
Mr.K: I will get him
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Pen: coiny hates real lifeCoiny POV
W̷̶h̷̶y̷̶ i̷̶s̷̶ r̷̶e̷̶a̷̶l̷̶ l̷̶i̷̶f̷̶e̷̶ s̷̶o̷̶ f̷̶u̷̶c̷̶k̷̶i̷̶n̷̶g̷̶ b̷̶o̷̶r̷̶i̷̶n̷̶g̷̶?̷̶?̷̶?̷̶ t̷̶h̷̶e̷̶ d̷̶a̷̶y̷̶ t̷̶i̷̶m̷̶e̷̶ i̷̶s̷̶ b̷̶o̷̶r̷̶i̷̶n̷̶g̷̶ a̷̶n̷̶d̷̶ t̷̶h̷̶e̷̶ s̷̶k̷̶y̷̶ i̷̶s̷̶ b̷̶o̷̶r̷̶i̷̶n̷̶g̷̶,̷̶ n̷̶i̷̶g̷̶h̷̶t̷̶ t̷̶i̷̶m̷̶e̷̶ i̷̶s̷̶ a̷̶ b̷̶i̷̶t̷̶ l̷̶e̷̶s̷̶s̷̶ b̷̶o̷̶r̷̶i̷̶n̷̶g̷̶,̷̶ e̷̶v̷̶e̷̶r̷̶y̷̶t̷̶h̷̶i̷̶n̷̶g̷̶ i̷̶s̷̶ e̷̶x̷̶t̷̶r̷̶e̷̶m̷̶e̷̶l̷̶y̷̶ b̷̶o̷̶r̷̶i̷̶n̷̶g̷̶.̷̶ I̷̶'̷̶m̷̶ j̷̶u̷̶s̷̶t̷̶ g̷̶o̷̶i̷̶n̷̶g̷̶ c̷̶a̷̶l̷̶l̷̶ t̷̶e̷̶n̷̶n̷̶i̷̶s̷̶ b̷̶a̷̶l̷̶l̷̶ f̷̶o̷̶r̷̶ n̷̶o̷̶ r̷̶e̷̶a̷̶s̷̶o̷̶n̷̶
___________________Coiny: ring ring ring pick up the phone
Tennis ball: why are you calling me
Coiny: 愛してると言って
Tennis ball: あなたは私を愛しています
Coiny: テニスボール!
Tennis ball: 何
Coiny: いいよ、愛してるよ
Tennis ball: あなたは私を愛しています
Coiny: テニスボール!!!!!!!
Tennis ball: 何
Coiny: We really need to live together
Tennis ball: Why
Coiny: Because I'm gay and because mr krabs wants to kill me because he just feels like it
Tennis ball: Then come to my fucking house now
Coiny: Ok
__________________Plankton: Mr shit you been searching for him all day and you still can't even fine him
Mr.K: Well I heard that coin hates real life
Plankton: What does that have to do w-
Mr.K: Hey I hear something, now i know where he is
Plankton: Where
Mr.K: He's in tennis ball's house because TB broke up with golf ball, so coiny and tennis ball are now gay for each other
Plankton: Fuck this I'm done