I can't hecking spell. (Don't worry I have a hecc pass.)
Earthworm Sally was broke, and she needed money to buy a new bling bling chain to impress her girlfriend- Betty Ravioli. She decided to get a job in a hospital, cause it seemed like a pretty le epic job. After finally finishing the job application thingy, she sat down at her brand-new desk. To her shock, a patient came in right away.
"Excuse me, sir, how may I help you?" Asked Earthworm Sally.
"I AM A WOMAN MY NAME IS DIMA!!!!" Shouted the woman, but in a singing voice.
"Sorry, Ma'am. What is the problem?" Earthworm Sally asked.
"IM DYING MORON" Shouted the angry woman angrily :/
"STOP SHOUTING!" Screamed Earthworm Sally. Another paitient came in, who was missing an arm.
"Finally a real patient." Said Earthworm Sally.
"IM DYING I TOLD YOU" shouted Dima.
"How did you lose your arm ma'am?" Asked Earthworm Sally, who was now ignoring Dima.
"I fell off the roof of a tower that was part of a castle and my arm fell off." Said the girl.
"And how did you get on top of this tower?" Asked Earthworm Sally.
"I flew." Said the patient. Earthworm sally committed dramatic and le epic gasp. This patient must have been a student that attended the prestigious Royale High. Gasp. She checked the patient in and decided to go home since her new job was VERY stressful.
