I knew cauliflower cheese wasn't for me
The day mum put the terrine in front of me
Rest of the family had their knives and forks aloft
And I had my face under the cloth
The others tucked in with glee
As I watched them eat without me
As the plates were cleared
My head appeared
I squealed
That cauliflower cheese was really not for me
For those who can't stand that smell
Of that cauliflower from hell
It's really not funny
That the cheese is so runny
Oh mum I cried
That cauliflower cheese was really not for me
