Pokemon: Jen's Ultimate Battle

Rival Battle

Jen has defeated the final Gym Leader. She walks out of the Gym with the eighth badge.

Jen: YES! I finally did it!

Turlandb walks up to Jen.

Turlandb: You did it?

Jen: Yup!

Jen shows Turlandb the badge.

Turlandb: Awesome, sweetheart!

Jen: *Giggle*

Turlandb: Now you can challenge the Elite Four and Champion!

Jen: Awesome!

Turlandb: I know you'll be able to defeat them. You're unstoppable!

Jen: My rival keeps showing up once in a while...

Turlandb: Oof...

Jen: Yeah... But I kept pushing him put of the way.

Turlandb: That's good.

Jen: But he won't give up. Every time I beat him, he says that he WILL get the elite team and beat me.

Turlandb: I've run into him a couple times. He sounds so damn serious.

Jen: I know... But I will always push past him!

Turlandb: I know you will!

Turlandb and Jen kiss each other.

???: Well... Isn't this cute?

Jen: *Muffled* Oh, no...

The couple breaks their kiss, and they see Jen's rival standing there.

Jen: Douche!

Turlandb: *Loses his shit and starts laughing hard*

Douche: OI! My name's Gary!

Jen: I dunno... "Douche" sounds like a much better name.

Turlandb: *Laughing* She is right.

Gary/Douche: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Anyway, I came here for one reason!

Jen: And what is that?

Gary/Douche: I was on my way to this Gym, then I find you and your husband in a make-out session.

Jen: *Blush*

Turlandb: Grrr...

Gary/Douche: But, I'm gonna pretend I didn't see any of it.

Turlandb: Just get to the point!

Gary/Douche: Yes, of course. Since Jen's here, I'll gladly crush her before challenging the Gym.

Jen: Challenge accepted!

Turlandb: You got this, sweetheart!

Gary/Douche: This won't take long!

Jen gets out her starter Pokemon, and throws the Poke Ball.

Jen: Go, Greninja!

The Poke Ball opens, and Greninja lands on the ground.

Greninja: Greninja!

Gary/Douche gets out his Poke Ball and throws it.

Gary/Douche: Go, Golbat!