V3S1- Monsters & Myths- Monsters & Myths Verse

Chapter 4: Clubbing With Alec

Chapter Complete!!

Simon has an idea where to look for info on this Magnus guy...Alec might actually take another fight with the Canisumbra over clubbing...

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"You know what? I take it back- this is actually WORSE than the Pumpkin Weasel Incident...We can't do this Simon, we can't. This is insane.

And since when do you know how the hell to put on eyeliner?" Alec grumbled, glancing over at Simon, shaking his head.

Seriously- he'd put it on like it was nothing- While he was still chattering on! And it was freaking perfect- like he did it every day perfect...like half the girls in training would be envious perfect!

How did he not know that about the Simon? He thought he knew everything about the guy...apparently he missed a thing or two...

Simon chuckled, giving a slight shrug,

"Eh, there tend to be more female Ancillaries than males, not a lot of the hunters hang out with us- besides you most of my other friends are all girls. A few times some of them were bored and I let them fix my makeup...Maybe more than a few times- it kinda stuck. Not something I'd deal with every day, but it works for some situations...like this for example.

Figured it'd help, this way I wouldn't stand out quite so much...though I kinda wish you had a smaller jacket, this one the sleeves keep slipping down and covering my hands- looks like I'm wearing a boyfriend's letterman jacket."

Alec snorted, quirking his eyebrow,

"More like a kid playing dress-up in their dad's closet."

Simon flailed,

"Hey!"

Alec shrugged, chuckling, holding his hands up placatingly,

"I'm just sayin'...Can't really help it if you're short. We could've always raided Jace's closet- he's would probably have fit you better."

Simon scrunched up his nose,

"Uhh...eww...no. Also do you REALLY think you want to see what Jace has hiding in his closet?"

Alec scrunched up his nose, shaking his head quickly, pointing back at Simon,

"Good point...never mind. It looks fine...this is still insane."