This will be nothing but crackhead nonsense and you will be %99 confused by the end of it.
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SCREEEEEE QUEEEEEN(you)
WAS UUPPPPPPPP HOMESICLES-Pika pika BiTcH
NOTHING MUCH MEEEEEMMMEEE QUEEREEEEN-SCREEEEEE QUEEEEEN
AYE! I ain't queer- but I'll take it as a compliment. Any who r u free rn?Pika pika BiTcH
N/n it's 2am- you know this is strictly crackhead hours only-SCREEEEEE QUEEEEN
BUUUTT MOOOOOM!!!Pinky
N/n Denki. PLEASE IT IS 2 am AND JM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR UR CRACKHEAD SHIT!!!!Pika pika BiTcH and SCREEEEEE QUEEEEEN move into personal text**
His contact name foru: 👍🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🤘🏻👁👄👁
Yours for him: ⚡️Zap zap retard tm ⚡️
You: Ight so check this out-
Denki: WHAT DID U DO TO MINETA?!
You: MADE HIM BETTER!!
You: wait that's impossible-
Denki: ok so I've got one for u-
You: I... I have no words-
Denki: neither do I... WAIT I KNOW!!!
You:???????????????????????¿??????????????????????????????????????
Denki: luv u-
You: Did u short circuit zap zap retard?
Denki: no- but night-
You: WAIT BOI- luv u 2 night-
Denki: :D I feel better UwU OwO QwQ :3
Like I said nonsense-
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Bnha Oneshots!
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