My pizza delivery guy is a badboy!

the perfect snack for me

I went to the party, I was late but like 'good late' I went to look for my future husband.  i was shook, SO MANY PEOPLE!!! How does he know all of them? Maybe he is a popu, I hope so...

 I am already walking for like 2 hours around the party (it is really that big yeah Ik) but I can find my pepperoni

-- OMGOSH!!!! Is that you??? urgh what are you doing here?

oh no... I know who that voice is, Patricia

-- HEY!! Loser Im talking to you, Nerd

~ oh hey particia...

-- What is it? lost your voice, BigMac

BigMac is my nickname, my real name is Mackanzie Biganson so short, BigMac...

-- Look y'all, this is the great example of a LOSER!

ugh that dipshit is making me anxious, does she has to shout?

~ I know you are trying to be cool and stuff but is shouting really necessary? Why do we have to fight? why cant we all be friends? talk it out? together we are way stronger against all the dangers of the world. I know you want to be just like the meangirls but we can also be meangirls all together right? And I know you are afraid that you wont fit in but arent we all??? I know that you can reach everything you want bye just being yourself. I say, lets be friends

-- ouh, you really think I can be myself and still fit in?

~no, i dont think so. I know so

-- thats the sweatest thing someone ever said to me, thank you. btw, can I tell you a secret?

~ ofcourse you can, thats what friends are for right? sksksksk 

-- okay, euhm. When I grow up, i wanna be (Like wiz khalifa) a circus clown...

~ SKSKSKSKSSKSKSKSKSK you? A circus clown? that is SOOO STUPID SKSKSKSKSKS

-- SIKE, I dont wanna be a circus clown, I wanna be a clown you hire for birthdaypartys

~ OMG that is so cool, way better then a circus clown sksksksksk the idea

that was the best moment of my life, you know why? I finally got to be friends with Patricia

but also, it was the worst becouse I still havent found my man... until I turned around, there he was! KISSING THREE OTHER GIRLS???? I was so angry omg he was my man, I did so much to find him and here he is kissing other girls

I ran up to him puched the girls away and SLAPPED him in the face.

~how dare you? kissing other girls?

when I got a better look I noticed sonething weird... that freckle on the tip of his nose, i didnt notice it when I saw him the first time.

-- Pizza girl??

I hear a voice behind me, FUCK that wasnt my cutiepie!