Y'all like this book a bit too much. T^T But I love you all so I hope this was worth it! 💓
Lloyd's p.o.v.
"LA-LOYD!"
"WHAT?!"
"MORROS DRUNK AGAIN!"
"WHY?!"
"I DON'T KNOW, HE JUST STARTED HAVING A STROKE TALKING ABOUT YOU CRYING N SHIT!"
"oh my god... JUST DROP HIS ASS IN THE FRONT DOOR, I'LL PICK HIM UP!"
"OKAY!"
Lloyd got off of his seat and trotted towards the new door, unlocking it and looking down to see Morro with a pacifier on his mouth.
"What the fu-"
"I WANNA BEAK EVEYTIN PUT I CAT! TOOPID LORYD!"
"You know what-" Lloyd picked up the drunkard, yeeting him down on the floor. "Sit here and wait for me. I'm gonna get you some water." He turned around, just to get his pants tucked on. He looked down at Morro again, confused as to why he's acting like a literal child.
"I wan chuuuuuu," he whined, now clinging onto Lloyd's legs.
"OI, GET OFF OF ME, I NEED TO GIVE YOU WATER JEEZ-"
"I CAT AKE WOOTER TOOPID-"
"YOU'RE POSSESSING MY BODY, OF COURSE YOU CAN DRINK IT! NOW LET GO!"
"NO!"
"MORRO-"
"STAAAAAAAY!"
"MY GOD, YOU'RE LIKE A BRAT!"
"HAHSJDHEKWHD TAT WAT MY FATDER SAID TI ME-"
"WHY ARE YOU VENTING NOW-"
"HUEHUEHUEHUEGEHSGSGEHEHSBEOABD-"
"YOU'RE SPEAKING GIBBERISH, JUST WATCH GO DIEGO GO OR SOMETHING JESUS CHRIST-"
"OTAY!" Lloyd gave him a weird look, wondering how they even have the children show in the first place. But he didn't question it any further, only going to a small corner and sitting down contemplating his life decisions up to now.
"Let's see- I should've had not stole those ridiculous candies from the village, I shouldn't had unlocked the serpentine, I shouldn't had provoked Pythorn or sumthin-" A squeal interrupted his ramble, seeing Morro beating the shit out of the TV.
"FUCK DORAS BITCHASS, HER SCHIZOPHRENIC ASS SHOULD BE IN THE OLYMPICS INSTEAD OF HAVING JESUS HOLD HER FUCKING VINE-"
"MORRO! LANGUAGE!"
"I'M PLAYING FORTNITE, MOM! GET OUT OF MY CHRISTAIN MINECRAFT SERVER ROOM!"
"YOU'RE BREAKING THE TV STOP IT-"
"BOOM! 200 HEADSHOT WITH A PUMP!"
"MORRO, YOU'RE HOLDING A FUCKING BAT AND THERE'S GLASS EVERYWHERE-"
"OWIE- SON OF A FUCKING SLUT!"
"MORRO, YOU'RE BLEEDI- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"I'M HEALING WITH THE BANDAGES! THEY GIVE YOU 15 HEALTH-"
"YOU'RE ONLY PRESSURING THE GLASS ONF-"
Lloyd banished Morro from ever watching Go Diego Go. Simple as that.
He cleaned up his wounds (with alcohol since common sense-) and got rid of the mess, ocassionally throwing glass at the nearby ghosts who tried to walk into the room.
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Morro and Lloyd
FanfictionThis takes place when Lloyd gets captured by Morro and they got bored of waiting for the Ninjas to arrive. They decide to do some exciting stuff with one another.
