A Twisted Tale

Goldilocks and the three bears.

A/N. This was for a short play I wrote for school. It is the story of Goldilocks and the three bears. But with a lot of twists. The story takes place in the home of the weird the Misty forest. Goldi was on her way to Fan Con when she accidentally took a wrong turn. It was an understatement to say she was horrible with directions. Now we shall begin.

A girl with black hair and red contacts walks through the Misty Forest. With a confused look on her face and a upside down map in hand. " Where in the world is this place? I've literally been walking for hours! Ugh! I'm so hungry." Said the girl with irritation clear in her voice. After walking for what seemed like forever, she finds a clearing.

She then spots an old, but huge mansion."WOW! It's so big, I wonder if the person who lives there may have directions ( GRUMBLE) or food!

The girl quickly but quietly opens the door. She smells something amazing in the air. She rushes to what looks like a huge kitchen and searches for anything she can lay her hands on. When she exits to what seems to be a living room, she sees a strange big bowl.

" What in the world? It looks so weird, but smells heavenly." She said. As she was about to take the lid off, the second her fingers grazed the bowl, there was a small explosion that sent her flying on to the couch. She landed on something hard.

" Ow! What the-!" Said the voice of what she landed on. " HMM. That voice??! BROTHER!!!" It was the girls brother he had disappeared about 2 years ago. " Silver It's been so long!" The girl shouted happily trying to hug him.

" I know that annoying voice anywhere. Goldi what are you doing here and what are you wearing?" He questioned in a irritated tone. " I got a little bit lost and I'm wearing cosplay." Said the girl now known as Goldi. " WHO WANTS SOME NOODLES! " Screamed the big noodle bowl from earlier.

No one seemed to give a second thought about the explosion, which made the weird noodle creature angry,

" You had to wake up this psycho of all things! TSK!!" Silver said moodily not even caring about the fact it came to life less than 5 minutes ago.

Goldi however, was staring at the thing in shock with her mouth slightly open. After being fed up with being ignored or stared at, the noodles started chasing Goldi around. Then a black haired boy jumped on the noodles ,it seemed to lose all power. He looked at Goldi while still having his foot on the noodles.

" Isn't make-up supposed to make you look viewable? Why do you look like something that crawled out of the trash?" The boy rudely questioned her.

" Who or what are you? You look like someone tried to put on way to many Halloween costumes." She shot back.

You see, the boy that took down the over-sized noodles looked like some kind of spider with only four fake legs, a pirate hat and a broken eyepatch.

" The names Elliot, but it's Caption Spider Beard to you. By the the way princess, you don't want to play the insult game with me. 'Cause honestly speaking you look like one of those porcelain dolls in horror movies that get run over by a car a thousand times. Though I think getting rode over a few times may do you some good." He said unfazed by her earlier remark.

" Elliot play nice. Goldi, Elliot is one of the bears that live here. He's the youngest out of the three. He likes to dress up as some weird spider thingy though." Silver says.

" Bears live here that's so cool!"  Goldi exclaimed excitedly." Of course it's cool because it has me in it. Just like how AWESOME ends with ME. While UGLY begins with U."

"You're so rude! I don't like you!"

" You don't like me, that's a shame! I'm going to need a few moments to get over the terrible lost. In that time why don't you get out our house or - and this ones my favourite- get the Hell out of my house." Elliot said sarcastically.

" Hey don't be rude she's my sister." Silver said a little annoyed.

" Oh now the ugliness is starting to make sense. After all two wrongs don't make a right,you should take your parents for example. By the way why don't you leave with her? It could be like some family road trip out of my house. Made up of a mute couch potatoe and a cosplay catastrophe." Elliot said already bored by there presence.

" Don't judge me because I'm quiet, nobody plans a murder out loud." Silver said annoyed by the boy.

" Actually they do. It's called seeing a psychiatrist, something your clearly 50 years over due for." Elliot said in a matter of factly tone.

A/N: This is Just part 1. I'll update part 2 when I can. Hope you like it!