Messages -b+r

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bill was rewatching dance mom's for the 4th time, when he heard his phone buzz.

unknown number: bEvErglY

unknown number: bev

unknown number: bEVERLY FUCSLING MARKSH

bill: hi?

unknown number: FINALLY you answered your fone

bill: *phone

unknown number: woah

unknown number: are you sick

unknown number: you never correct my spelling??

bill: i think you have the wrong number

unknown number: oh ok

unknown number: waIT EHAT DID YOU DO TO BEWV

unknown number: IM CALLING THE POLICE

unknown number: hehe jk

unknown number: im richard wentworth tozier

unknown number: but call me richie pwease umu

unknown number: I'm also scared of bugs cause when i was 9 I swallowed 2 flies ùmú

unknown number: im allergic to burds maybe

unknown number: aww why isnt my new bwest fwiend answrrinf there fone? Ó╭╮Ò

unknown number: i sowwy if i hurt ur feelins ( ≧Д≦)

unkown number: oh yeah i'm also very british

unknown number: JK FOOLED YOU JAJAJANANANJAANAJANAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJDKFLRODGKRKD

bill: uhm okay

unknown number: so what's your name (≧▽≦)

unknown number: are yew ignorning me? (｡•́︿•̀｡)

unknown number: well I'm not gonna stop messaging you (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

unknown number: pweeease answerrr

unknkown number: okay so once I fell off a bridge and broke my leg but it's okay cause that's all and then I got icecream and didn't go to school for a week

unknown number: oh yeah and um

bill: OKAY STOP IT

bill: PLEASE STOP IT

unknown number: only if you tell me your name ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

bill: NO

unknown number: ooo fiesty

unknown number:  me likey

unknown number: rawr!

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