The adventures of the captain and the god (CapsLok AU)

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During a mission fighting Doctor Doom, the avengers get separated. Not the 'oh no we are two feet away from each other'-way, but more like: WHY IS EVERYBODY SPEAKING FRENCH??

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"Watch it Iron man! On your left!" The engineer twisted through the sky, avoiding the doombots chasing him. "Okay, Iron man, lead the robots to the ground. Hulk will be able to take them -"

The captain was laying on the cold hard ground. A mischievous god hovering above him.

"Hello Love. I couldn't help but noticing the rather painful looking laser coming your way." Regaining his orientation the captain was able to distinguish the burnt spot on the wall where his head had been seconds ago.

Loki smiled and grabbed his hand, helping him back up. "Thanks loki." The god was already back to casting a spell, but he turned his head to look at his partner.

"Always Captain. Now. These robots are not powered by any form of energy humanity know. Correct?"

"You could say that again reindeer games." Iron man landed besides Loki, opening his faceplate. "Doomsday over there is a sorcerer. Or... he wants to be one. Totally your area of expertise I would say." With a final smirk, he was back in the sky again.

Barton seemed rather pissed off though. "Yeah, apparently he is a big fan of you Loki."

"I am well aware." Steve raised an eyebrow at that. "He offered his assistance in taking over this realm last time we had an encounter." The god looked thoughtful. "That didn't end very well..."

"Maybe if you guys are done with your tea party you could give us a hand!!"

"Sorry Black Widow. Alright Avengers, here's the plan." The captain took over again, leaking authority. It made Loki rather week in the knees.

"We have to destroy the source. Iron man, do you have the anti-magic grenade on stand-by?"

"Aye Cap, but it isn't perfected yet. This version effects every magical wavelength, including Loki's."

"What is the range?"

"About a mile radius, anything outside a mile and a half should be completely safe."

"You heard the guy Loki, teleport back to base."

It looked like the Jötunn was going to protest, but he was intelligent enough to see this was the best solution. That didn't mean he had to like it though. He disappeared with a worried look on his face.

"Okay. Iron man, prepare the grenade. Hawkeye, warn Thor, the robots will be falling from the sky. His com died after his last lightning attack. Widow, stay close to the Hulk, make sure he understands what is going to happen. Iron man, report."

"Anti-magic grenade of awesome perfection ready to fire."

"Final status check, Avengers call in."

"Hawkeye here with Thor."

"Black widow present with the Hulk."

"Loki back on base, outside blast zone."

"Iron man above Doomsday, and ready to fire."

"Alright Iron man. Fire the grenade."

Mere seconds after the explosion the doombots started falling from the sky. The Hulk was trying to smash as many as possible before they hit the ground, while Iron man shot them from the sky, and the two SHIELD agents kept civilians out of harm's way. Just when the bots where suppose to hit the ground, Loki appeared again. He quickly casted a mile-wide spell, slowing down all leftover robots.