Me and the band were taking a hike in the woods.
Vinnie Vincent and I were holding hands.
"Aw, look at the lovebirds"!
Eric Carr smiled and then playfully stuck out his tongue at the ankh warrior.
I laughed at Ace, who was jumping into the piles of leaves.
"ACK"! "A MONSTER"!
Gene had just scared poor Ace away with his technique as the Demon of KISS.
"GENE"! "YOU'RE GOING IN THE TIMEOUT CHAIR WHEN WE GET HOME"!
I yelled at him, and began throwing stones at the badass God Of Thunder.
Peter was laughing uncontrollably and then he and a couple of others began throwing stones at Gene.
"CATMAN"! "CUT THAT SHIT OUT"!
Gene hissed.
Vinnie was trying hard not to laugh as it wasn't supposed to be funny.
Soon, we heard Paul screaming loudly as he ran from the nearby creek.
"What's the matter Starchild"?
I asked him.
"I saw a black and white furry creature of the night eating raspberries from a bush, and oh my god, it smelled so bad".
We all looked at each other in confusion.
"I'm starving, which way did you say the raspberries where at Paul"?
And the Demon took off running.
"Gene, no"!
Vinnie called out.
But the bass guitarist was already gone.
We all waited in silence for a moment or two, and then I began to smell a stinky odor.
"Oh my god"! "Are you kidding me"?
Ace pinched his nose as Gene walked back towards us.
"You got sprayed by a skunk, didn't you Gene"?
The Ankh Warrior saw the Demon expression that told Vinnie the answer he needed to know.
"You shouldn't have been too close to that skunk, Gene".
Bruce Kulick said as we all began the walk back to the KISS mansion.
"Yeah, they will spray you if it feels threatened".
Eric Carr said, still pinching his nose.
