yandere momo

yay

They finally let me out of the freaking (fucking) hospital hideaway okay wait
Dimension portal pops up to Deadpool's world utleast the movies ok this is easy goes thru the portal block the bullet who are you
Deku: I'm from another universe where I'm Deadpool and here another thing Deadpool is gonna time travel later in this movie
Deadpool:wait in this movie
Deku: yeah but in the end credits and here is the juice and don't worry I'm litteralyy like Deadpool land all comebide see I even have there instant lighting and deku becomes metal turns back again has mhjolnir here Deadpool I know your Shorty
Deadpool: no I'm not
Deku: I litteraly made you agod
Deadpool: wait what God am I
Deku: God of depression deepness ah God of weapons God of bullets God of blood God of killing God of couple love platonic Deadpool ok no lemon ok ah God of healing and God of the katana and God of cancer God of sacrafice
Deadpool :why
Deku: cause if I hadn't catch that bullet you would have died seen her but pulled back again beacuase he would have had turn back time hide away here's the time travel device a car another time traveler device from back to the future
Deadpool: wow just wow
Deku and didn't forget.t
He blindfolds his eye and throw chimingas in a plastic todeadpool
Deku:and there efilipino recipes including barbecue and snake don't worry there no intestine in the snake it's taken out and washed and cooked
Deadpool: wow I guess toga really need blood ha
Deku:yeah yeah but man domino here your twin dice
Dice: high the luckiest person in this universe well technically deku is to he litteraly can jump back to fanfictions and live them
Deku: yeah and even any website but the most il Ike is the
Deadpool:lemons
Deku :yeah
Domino:have you met before
Deku: he was just acting so atleast you're not ask any questions but I guess I was wrong bide away I'll visit bye
Deadpool:wait I'll go with you
Deku: you CNA only kill villians unless your paid to and good thing Boone can notice you quirk you use in public you can't but in the world we say power is quirks bassiclyy but it's like puberty for me
Deadpool: yeah i know I'm a weaboo
Deku:yeah I'm a nerd but you can us should quirk in public if you're a hero or being attack or self defense
Timeskip
Momo's pov
Momo at the window of deku
Wait who's there
Momo : toga get away from my fucking senpai
Toga:no you stay away
Then suddenly
Momo:wait I think I see there a aa something in his blanket
Toga:wait it it's a boner
Then suddenly she gets a nosebleed
Momo:ok let me see under the oh my fucking God he's naked
Momo is hiding in the blanket
Inko :hey deku why did you not tell me you're girlfriend is here
Deku:what oh yeah
Dekus mind: what the fuck why is Momo here ok ok no
Momo:uh ok wait you're awake
Deku:yes and hwta are you doing here
Momo: why are you naked
Deku ah beacuase it's hot
Fuck fuck then
Izuku got a boner
Then she lets her clothes fall to the ground and then sucking dekus 10 inches
There's a knock on the door
Oh shit fuck fuck fuck oh ah  what am I gonna do ah ah ah ah fuck  ok calm down
Wait I think I can here wait is someone in my closet what is that noise?? Deku checks to see and suddenly sees a naked (play the drum roll) durunru bananananaan mineta(jokes on you motherfucker the real one is mina) Mina masturbating with a hand on her tits and one on her author can you say it I can't
Author:ok breath breath ok look I just have to ask you WHY DID YOU BREAK THE FUCKING FORTH No forfor fourth wall And By a way you can return bye
On her pussy then suddenly inko opens the door but luckily they his in the closet before they were caught
Deku:you're lucky I have a secret room here

The two girls what!!!
Then suddenly an eye scaner thumb print and voice modelator then izuku starts rapping 8 mile last battle playing
This whole crowd looks suspicious it's all dudes here except for this bitches
Momo is in shock she never knew deku would rap but he never swore was he keeping a secret??but Momo in the other hand is filming deku rapping
Mina's mind: hahaha backouhoe will be so pissed or will he be proud???

Deku: so I'm a German ayyy that's ok you look like a fucking worm with braids these leaders are the Free world rookies lookie how can be six dicks be pussies talking a bout shits creek bitch you can be a piss creek
Will paddle this deep ya still gonna sink your a disgrace ya they call me a rabbit
This is a turtle race
He can't get with me spittin this shit wickedly licketly shot
Then a doors open with many villian hero stuff weapons even have vigilante stuff then a bathroom two king size beds andsex toys lube and wait music stuff
(Hey palls and no