Chapter 1: MIDDLE SCHOOL SUCKS

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Dear Diary,
Middle school, middle school, middle school, WHY!!! It's where bulling starts, I mean Lennie Herb and José are always there for me but still. And it doesn't help that Lucille and May are besties now, there my two least favourite people, IN THE WORLD. Welp I don't want to be late for class.
Your Friend, Junie B.

"Hey Junie, whatcha doing"  I heard as I closed my journal "B, Junie B. y'a weirdo Herbert, B B B" I said to my friend Herbert. But it is very true that he is a weir-, "BOOM"! OH MAH GOODNESS. "AHHHHHH" I screamed, I hope nobody heard me of course but everyone probably did. "Lennie , you scared me to dea- wow, a mohawk". Instead of those sharp spikes he used since grade one, I saw him with a mohawk! "Like the new style guys?". We all of course said yes. "Hola amigos!". It was the one and only José! "José!?" I was very suprised because he told us he was going to a new school this year. "Haha I pranked you guys!" José laughed. "Hehe, grrrrr I was so worri-." *RIIIIIING!*
Ugh that stupid bell always is in my way when I'm talking. "Guys we don't want to be late for class." Lennie warned ."Yea I have chemistry, what do u guys have?" José questioned, "Math." Lennie answered, "Geology."Herb too answered, "Same here Herbert!" I told the pallies. "See you all at lunch!" I hollered.
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Ugh this gets boring sometimes peeps, agree? Any way back to the story...
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Blah blah blah, geology was horrible! Once again Lucille was bragging, and along with May this year. We had a little quiz, to see where we left off last year. But the thing was the quiz was all things we DIDN'T learn last year. Seriously are you real a real teacher or just a real stupid one?! Here's what happened...
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"Hello class!" I heard as I walk in my new geology class, I'm surprised I even found it! The voice sounded similar? Could it be! "MR. SCARY!?" I yelled, hoping no one heard again of course. "Yup that's me, I moved from your old grade one class to this grade seven class!" I was so surprised, but not just because of the fact that I already had him as a teacher in elementary, but because he looked different! I mean he had like grey hair but at the same time only hair on the sides of his head! Life can be so crazy sometimes, am I right? But that's not the only thing that blew my mind, there was gonna a school dance, already I tell you, already! "To start off the day, I wanted to introduce myself for those who either don't remember me, or who those new, I'm Mr.Scary, and I'm your geology teacher for this year!" Mr.Scary said in happiness. "Oh no, it's Mr.Scary, I'm soooo scared!" Blurted out May sarcastically. "Wow May a great way to start the day" I thought not knowing if I said that out loud or not but even if I did I would totally be ok with it. "Not again, how are you two still in that stupid war!" Mr.Scary said kind of like he was annoyed. "Ugh when can I get this stupid class over and done with, I just want a latte, uuuuuugh" Lucille said Whiny and bragging-ish. "We should get on our little quiz I set up for you all students" Mr.Scary said happily probably not knowing we don't want a quiz on the first day. Every one then groaned. "You will regret this Mr.Scary, my rich nana will buy this en-!" "I know, I know, I know, your rich nana will come and buy this entire property but guess what Lucille, your almost a teenager, you have responsibilities now but time for the te-, quiz sorry" Mr.Scary said interrupting Lucille. Finally someone treated her like she should be treated. "Ugh, why is Junie Jones in our class again!" May snapped at me being forgetful again! "B. B. B. WHY CAN'T YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE, AMAZING, LETTER!" I snapped right back at her, but I don't think I should've now that I've done it. "THAT'S ENOUGH EVERYONE, HERB, WILL YOU JUST PLEASE PASS OUT THE QUIZ PAPERS WITHOUT COMPLAINING" Mr.Scary yelled. Herbert shook his head up and down and, up and down really, really fast. "Yes Mr.Scary!" He said as fast as he was shaking his head before. He walked up and down the rows of desk's looking kind of scared, "I guess Mr.Scary can be scary!" I whispered to Herbert as he walked by my desk passing my quiz paper to me. "I know right!" He whispered back to me while tippy toeing over to May's desk.
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