Underfell sans x grandma-pa

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by a1n2d3y4f5o6x7

by a1n2d3y4f5o6x7

Grandma-pa's pov

I was running at a small child wanting to kill itself by jumping down MT. Ebbot but as they fell I tripped and went down with them screaming. As we hit the ground we blacked out.

25 mins later

I woke up before the child. The child had a red and black sweater black jean shorts, red socks that go halfway above their knees and black shoes. I picked them up and looked around and saw a doorway. I went over to the door and kicked it open wanting to explore. I saw a flower shaking and crying. I walk over to the flower and ask, "You good bro?". The flower quickly turned around and yelled "DON" T HURT ME!?". I smile and say "I wouldn't even think about it!" "o-okay. My n-names Flowey! Flowey the f-flower!"

time~skip to end of ruins

The child was now awake and wanted to keep Flowey with them. They told me their name is Frisk. Frisk and I walked out of the ruins saying goodbye to Toriel, witch we befriended and told her that we would come back soon. We walked past a small branch but after a few meters, it snapped. We looked back but didn't see anything that would break it so we proceeded but with caution. "W-we should hurry," Flowey said. "We'll be fine," I replied as I put on my whoopee cushion and hiding it. We got to a bridge looking thing the bars were close together but we could squeeze through if we tried. "Hey, dudes don't you know how to great a new pal? Turn around and shake my hand." The random figure said behind us. I turned around and shook his hand setting off two whoopee cushions. Both I and the newfound skeleton friend laughed and said at the same time, "Whoopee cushion in the hand trick gets 'em every time!" frisk just stares at us like we grew a second head. "Name's Sans, Sans the skeleton." Sans said, "Just call me Grandma-pa, the flower is Flowey, and the child is frisk."

"Well I'm supposed to be on the watch for humans right now but I'm not really up for that. My brother, he is a human hunting fanatic." Sans said. "Oh! He's right over there. let's go through the gate thing." He walks the other way and disappears. "Well, he seems cool!" I say excitedly as I squeeze through the bars. Frisks hands me flowey as he says," W-we shouldn't trust h-him everyone down h-here is usually m-mean." as Frisk comes through the gate they say, "but he seems pretty chill!" "I-i have met P-papyrus before he- he wasn't m-mean when he was small but now h-he is pretty t-terrible." Flowey replies. We walk on until we hear arguing.

We walk closer until we see Sans and a taller skeleton. We stop and look at the pair. I didn't observe Sans when we first met him he was around 5' and wore a fluffy looking coat with a red turtle neck and black shorts with a gold stripe down the sides and red converse looking shoes. The tall skeleton was around 6'-7' tall and wore black armor covering his rib cage and a tattered, red scarf lay on his armored shoulders black pants with a red belt keeping them up, and red high heeled boots. "How can he stand in the snow like that with that tall of heels!" I wispier-yelled slightly jealous that I'm old and still can't wear heels, especially in snow.

The tall skeleton threw his arms up and stomped away. We walked to Sans "Hey Sansy!" I said "Oh! hey dudes, don't call me 'sansy'." Sans replied "Fine. can I call you to mine then?" I asked. Sans blushed. "N-no!" Sans said embarrassed. I giggled at his face. "OK, I'll just call you shortie then," I said referring to my height of 5'7. "That's even worse, Just call me Sans!" He said angrily "Nope I give everyone I meet nicknames. Frisk is a cutie pie. The lady behind the door of the ruins Frisk calls her goat mom and I call her butt mama's pie. Flowey is Buttercup since he looks like a buttercup. So you need a nickname Sans." I said. "I don't want a nickname so don't give me one," Sans stated. I picked him up starred him strait in the eye sockets and said, "Edgey biscuit." then dropped him.

Frisk giggled as Sans plopped in the snow and said, "What. The. Fuck." I looked at him and smacked him in the back of the head. "No swearing in front of children!" I said as Frisk's giggles turned into laughter. Sans just rubbed the back of his head and mumbled "Sorry." As he was getting up I said, "let's get cutie pie and buttercup to somewhere worm it's a little chilly out here." Frisk's laughter slowed to a stop and agreed, along with Flowey.

"lets go to Grillby's," Sans states "The owner is a fire elemental so he keeps the place warm. Are you cold too Grandma-pa?"

"Nah I've been though colder. I haven't seen a fire elemental sense I was in my 30's!" I stated. Sans, Frisk, and Flowey look at me shocked. "The war was like 90 years ago though!?" Flowey said. "Yeah," I stated bluntly "Did ya think I was a normal human? I was deeply saddened seeing all the people die when I sneaked out of the house to see the battle. Not that I think about it I took care of a Grillby during the war he was quite the adorable lad." "What color was he?" Sans asked " He just started to turn purple I think. Why do you want to know?" I replied. "The Grillby that runs Grillby's is purple," Sans says shocked but filled with happiness because he might be able to reunite past friends or something close.

All of a sudden a slightly high pitched voice rand through the air "SANS YOU BETTER BE WORKING!"

"OH SHIT" Sans wispier-yelled "Relax I got this edgy biscuit," I said and smiled at him but he glared at me. We saw the skeleton from an earlier walk up to us focusing on Sans. "SANS HAVE YOU RE-CALIBRATED YOUR PUZZLES!?" the skeleton yelled "Y-yes b-boss," Sans replies terrified. I tapped on the taller skeleton's shoulder while smiling. He turns to me "WHAT!?" he yells. "Hi I'm grandma-pa, a human, by the way, the human child and flower are Frisk and Flowey. I gave them nicknames I also gave Sans a nickname, would you like what too?" I asked as he looked like I just killed a bitch.

"I HAVE NOW TIME FOR SILLY NAMES NOW I MUST CAPTURE YOU HUMAN!" he yells pointing a sharp, red bone at me. I look at the bone and say, "Are you supposed to be intimidating? To a child-like Frisk or Flowey maybe but not the old lady who has seen the great war." I push the bone away as his eye sockets widen with shock. I turn to Sans "You gonna take us to Grillby's now?" I ask ready to go away from the taller skeleton. "S-sure" Sans replies

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