F/n's pov
I was sitting in class next to Team RWBY with a blank look on my face as Peter telling his stories while I'm thinking on going for a walk in the forest
Port: Mister L/n I'm surprised you showed up for class.
F/n: I had an eventful evening in my cell.
Ruby: Why is it a cell?
F/n: My heat Rubes plus during my night I had entertainment all night long.
Every guy looks at me with interest and the girls next to me glare at me as Peter coughs to get class attention
Port: Tell us how you kill a Grimm?
F/n: A strategic strategy for a peculiar type of Grimm. For example Beowolf they hunt in packs so best to have a way thin the horde.
Port: Given your record you just use recklessness unprofessional like.
F/n: And your stories are so boring and dull no excitement and mox in your voice.
Yang: Oh Oum just behave F/n before I break your jaw.
F/n: Listen I was raped last night don't you dare threaten me Yang.
Port: Mister L/n please go to Professor Ozpin's office-
Yang chuckles at my misfortune
Port: Aswell Miss Xiao Long.
Yang: Let go eye candy.
F/n: Right fire melon.
We head out of class as I pinch her ass in view of her team as I use Ruby's semblance while dragging Yang along to quickly get to Oz's tower and take the elevator up as Emerald joins us in a Haven's uniform then looks at me then Yang
Emerald: F/n.
F/n: Emerald how was your evening?
Emerald: I got pregnant by you asshole.
F/n: I was in heat and you and your beta bitch male friend snuck into my cell.
I feel rage not normal rage but pure rage as I look behind me I see Yang smiling with her eyes closed
Yang: Congratulations on the baby but the daddy gonna die.
Emerald: Sadly not he pure immortal.
F/n: Please don't tell anyone about this. I can't handle spiteful women attacking me.
Yang: One reason why I shouldn't.
F/n: I got Junior to not ever mess with you or your family under a death threat.
Yang: True but not good enough.
F/n: I won't bang Ruby before you.
Yang: Tempting but keep trying.
F/n: I'll by an expensive upgrade to your motorcycle.
Yang: Attaboy you got it.
We arrive at Ozpin's office and he looks at me with a blank look
Ozpin: Honestly I'm not surprised your here again for trouble after what you done before.
I start laughing like a sadist
F/n: Ozzy humor me please I need this after my night.
Ozpin: What did you do this time?
F/n: Well I was chilling in my room like a balla then this sexy chick and shmuck broke in and tried killing but you know how that song and dance go and I crippled one and impregnated the other.
