Geezer Gang!!

How The Geezer Gang Was Formed.

In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house and in the dark, dark house were some dark, dark stairs and up the dark, dark stairs was a dark, dark room and in the dark, dark room Tanisha Davis lived!

Tanisha Davis was in her room and was probably watching something about asains. She let out a deep sigh as she felt bored. She decided she was going to travel to the Amazon forest, that is definitely not burning down at the moment, to find some friends. But she soon realised that she was very poor and had no money. This called for drastic measures. She sneakily snuck out her house and wandered around for a while. Finally, she found a small child riding a unicycle who had loads of money. The small child soon noticed her. "What doth thee wanteth?" The small child asked annoyed.

"Thee knoweth what I wanteth." She replied to the small child giving him the most evilest eyes in the world.

"Well, thou art going to has't to square me f'r t!" The small child shouted.

"Tis fine," Tanisha said happily as she ran over to the small child, killing him with a single slant. The small child was so impressed by this most beautiful slant he fell to the floor the money falling out of his hands. Tanisha smiles as she took what she needed. She happy cycled of on her unicycle.

After a whole day of unicycling over the ocean, she finally arrived at the Amazon forest, which is definitely not burning down at the moment. She carried on cycling into the forest when all of a sudden she was hit in the head by a coconut. "Ow! Wh're the alas didst yond cometh from?" Tanisha cried in pain.

"T wast me!!" A strange girl said laughing. Tanisha looked up to see a girl who was wearing only leaves to cover her tig ol' bittes and a hula skirt. The girl gracefully fell out of the tree and broke all her ribs but she was fine.

"What is thy nameth?" Tanisha asked the girl who was straightening out her leaves.

"Mine own nameth is Marissa. What about thee?" She replied also asking for her name.

"Mine own nameth is Tanisha. Doth thee wanteth to receiveth did marry?" Tanisha asked politely.

"Well, of course, I wouldst!" Marissa answered excitedly.

"But who is't is going to marryeth us?" Tanisha questioned.

"I knoweth just the p'rson!" Marissa exclaimed as she ran off. After a year or so Marissa came back with a boy.

"Is yond Jesus?!" Tanisha screamed as she was Jesus' biggest fan.

"Nay, but t's closeth. This is mine own cousin Milo." Milo was a greasy little molerat that had side curtains with a beautiful mullet.

"Well, yond's disappointing.  So can that gent marryeth us?"

"That gent already didst on the way h're.  I gaveth thy consent f'r thee." Marissa said smiling.

"Sounds liketh rape but tis fine," Tanisha said as she linked arms and skipped off deeper into the forest as Milo followed behind on the unicycle.

Hours later they made it to Marissa's house. "This is thy house?" Tanisha asked very confuzzled to see just a bum washer on the forest floor.

"Aye, wherefore, thee not liketh t?" Marissa said on the verge of tears.

"Nay, i'm just did confuse on wherefore t is just a bum washeth'r."

"Oh, yond's milo's bed." She explained.

"Ah, yond maketh m're senseth." Milo slowly slithered in the bum washer and went to sleep.

Marissa and Milo were sleeping peacefully but Tanisha was wide awake scared of being in the forest. That's when she was a strange figure Naruto run pass her. Tanisha's pair of globular organs in the head through which people and vertebrate animals see, the visible part typically appearing almond-shaped in animals with eyelids widened. She tried to wake up Marissa but she was possibly dead. Before Tanisha could run away the mysterious figure was running straight towards and body slams Milo deep in the bum washer. Tanisha couldn't see who it was so she turned on the light in the forest and saw it was hers and Marissa's son that she had no idea that had existed but somehow recognised him.