Tanisha was feeling bored as all her friends were studying which they said she do some because it's important or something like that. An idea came to Tanisha's head. "Ho, doth thee guys wanteth to killeth someone?"
"Aye!" Exclaimed the rest of the Geezer Gang except from Milo because he is a Nerdy Norris a just wanted to study.
"Well enow, h're the planeth." Tanisha started to explain as the Geezer gathered around her Marissa dragged Milo over by his pubes. "Th're is this geez'r hath called Neil from Santa Claus. Who is't thinkest that gent's all this but that gent is nothing but a no more brain than stone step-dad yond nay one likes 'r cares about that gent is a just an irrelevant piece of the horror. But concluded, be it as I wast declaring we art going to killeth that gent. We art going to wend on a TUI plane and pretendeth to beest passeng'rs 'twill only beest us but that gent is fartuous that gent belike wonneth't coequal noticeth. But at which hour that gent least expects we shall jumpeth out of the plane with parachutes and then I shall presseth the special button yond shall bloweth up the plane and killeth that gent. Doest yond soundeth liketh a valorous planeth?" Tanisha said with a mischievous smile.
"Nay, yond sounds t'rrible and I bethought we w'ren't did allow to wend on TUI planes concluded, be it." Milo replied. Tanisha turned to Milo looking very annoyed
"Milo, did shut the alas up bef're I did beat the horror out of thee nay one cares about thy opinions!" Tanisha screamed in Milo's face. Milo shrivelled up like a ball sack and cried. "Cometh on guys I knoweth wh're that gent is!" Tanisha said excitedly as she sprung to her feet running towards the door as the rest of the Geezer Gang followed behind her.
When they finally arrived at the airport, they quickly ran through it. Milo unfortunately had get touched up and every laughed at him. As they were showing their passports Milo got stopped once again because they didn't believe that he was a boy but after some convincing they finally boarded the plane.
They all sat down in their seats waiting for the plane to take off. Soon they hear Nitty Neil's voice telling them that he is their pilot for the day. Tanisha started to pass out everybody's parachutes.
Finally, they had taken off.
"This fine, geezers, we art going to waiteth until the seatbelt signeth goeth off and then we jumpeth off" Tanisha explained to the rest of the geezer gang. They nodded in response.
Soon enough the seatbelt sign turned off and she signed for them to follow her. They put they parachutes on and opened the door and got sucked out but Milo and Neil didn't because that's how science works. After they all reached the floor Tanisha presses the button to blow up the plane little did she know Milo was still on the plane. Milo was screaming about how his bag had Asains in them and not a parachute. Everyone started to freak out and that's when they realised that it wasn't Neil it was Powlett!!! Everyone was screaming at Tanisha to stop the plane from blowing up but she couldn't. Before she knew it a big bang could be heard. She looked up and started to cry she couldn't believe she just kill Milo and Powlett. She didn't really care about Milo because he is irrelevant. Everybody started to cry and attempted to kill her but she jump into the ocean they were conveniently next to and swam all the way to the sun and decided to live there. The end.
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Geezer Gang!!
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