Ight so today before school I walked down to willies because my school is surrounded by food
spots. I got my usual two big ass chocolate and orieo cookie donuts. Im hella happy crossing the
cross walk doing a little dance because one i got food and two the shit was good so i was happy.
Then outta no where some random ass mf gone yell out they car "LOOK AT THAT HUNGRY
HUNGRY HIPPO ASS BITCH EATIN THEM BIG ASS NASTY ASS DONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I stopped and looked at that ugly ass bitch and said "YOU AINT SAY THAT SHIT TO Y MOMMA
WHEN SHE ORDERED EVERY LAST ONE IN THAT BITCH SO DONT SAY NUN TO ME UGLY ASS
CREATURE!" I was beyond mad. but i kept on walking and eating my good ass donuts. as if a
bitch really thought i gave a fuck about what she had to say bout me and my donuts
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Humorme ranting about funny or stupid or retarded shit ive heard or that has heppend or i ahve seen through out my days living on this earth