"Hahah the names Heavy and I proudly will show off the only weapon that you'll only ever need in life, my minigun. "You see haha I have a friend, he's the medic, who always is there to back me up when I needed him the most but I had gotten really mad at him when I caught him helping the engineer...I mean seriously the old engi does nothing but stand there and build while I actually do something for a change". "My point is...I lost my one and only true friend...besides my minigun and steak. *Now*. I'm walking around looking for medic since he has been gone for more than what seemed like two days. "HEY MEDIC GET YOUR BLOODY ARSE HOW HERE AND HEAL ME!". *Silence*. "Where is that medic...he better be worth the trouble". With my minigun slung onto my back I continue walking around. "Hello my good friend, Heavy". "Huh?". I turned around and saw my pal the medic. "HEYYY BUDDYY GOOD TO SEE YOU". I walk up to him and give him a hard pat on the back. "So where you been?". "Oh no where special". "Ok..well Doc can ya heal me?". "In due time my good friend...in due time". "But you got your thingamebobby right there...just use it to heal me". "Be patient". "Fine, *Grun* I walk back to the fort. "So Heavy my good fellow whats bothering you?". "Well you see...*I take my minigun off my shoulder and turned around*. "The real medic would heal anyone at the slightest request and......he would never call me fellow. "Uh..oh". *WHIRRRRR*. I begin shooting him. "Ya bloody spies suck at your job!". "Ya need to learn the person before becoming them YA MORONS!". After shooting him for about a minute his body dropped to the ground dead. "Ya you take me for a fool you stupid spies". The spies appearance appears. "Yep he is one spy alright". "Why hello my good friend". "Huh?". Again I turned around and saw the medic. "Who the bloody hell are you?". "Why I'm the medic of course". "My good fellow...whats seems to be the problem?". "THATS IT!". I take aim with my gun and begin shooting. "DIE YA STUPID SPIES!". *WHIRRR* After using my entire clip he finally falls down dead. "You can't trick me". I waited a few minutes while looking at the body. "AWW CRAP". His appearance never changed. "I just killed my own friend". (LOL) The end.
