sweetheart
y/n: ethan what are you gonna do when we have kids?
ethan: wdym?
y/n: well their formula is dairy and so is breast milk babe
ethan: wait we can't have dairy free babies
y/n: i don't know
ethan: me either
ethan: what if they are lactose intolerant
y/n: i don't know babe 😂
ethan: i don't know shit about how this works
y/n: we definitely aren't ready for kids
