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Chapter 2

@crystalwave: I dare Jirou to withstand Kaminari's dumb jokes for 48 hours.

~Jirou POV~

While most of the class was hanging around in the common room. I noticed that there was some tension between two parties. Kirishima and Bakugou were on opposite sides of the BakuSquad, and Todoroki and Midoriya were sitting next to each other with the DekuSquad but looked really uncomfortable. I got a buzz from my phone and I checked it.

Unknown:
Jirou, you have a dare

Crap, we're still doing that?!
Fine, what's my dare?

Unknown:
You must withstand Kaminari's dumb jokes for 48 hours.

Just give me a gun, I'll kill myself

Unknown:
Lmao, nope, gotta do dare.
Good luck 😈

For fucks sake! I'm not going to live these 48 hours.

~Kaminari POV~

So Bakugou and Kirishima are acting weird.... That's gotta suck.

"Yo, Kirishima, what's up with you and Bakubro?"

"what? There's nothing wrong with us!"

"suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurreeee."

"-.-"

"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (A/N: all hail lenny-god) sure there isn't 😏"

"Kaminari, there really isn't anyth-"

"Hold up, I gotta text."

"are text messages really important?"

"YES!"

"More important than me?"

"duh."

"wow, rude." Kirishima got up and left.
Kaminari opened the message and read.

Unknown:
So you have a dare.

Gr8, wot iz it?

Unknown:
Jirou gotta survive 48 hours of your dumb jokes.

They are not dumb.

Unknown(
Sure they aren't buddy. Sure they aren't.

Noice, so he gets to annoy Jirou for 2 days. He immediately got up and went over to Jirou. This'll be fun.

"Hey Jirou,"

"omfg, what do you want, Kaminari?!"

"I just wanted to see if you knew the difference between a piano, tuna and a pot of glue?"

"no, I don't know" Jirou responded through clenched teeth.

"well, you can tuna piano bird you can't piano a tuna."

"wait, what about these pot of glue?"

"Hehe, I knew you'd get stuck there."

"-_-"

"get it, stuck, like glue."

"go away"

"ok, but I'll be back"

"please don't"

Kaminari left. The next few hours of the two days were eventful. It's was humorous to the bystanders of the dare who watched Jirou suffer. Kaminari works pop out jokes at unexpected times.

"Hey Jirou, why it's it that flamigo's sleep with one leg up?"

"to preserve body hea-"

"because if they slept with both feet up they'd fall over!"

Or

"you know how when birds fly in a "V" formation and a lot of times one side is longer than the other, do toy know why that is?"

"I don't know, probably reveloutionary adaptation-"

"because there are more birds in that side!"

"GGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!"

"Aww, what's wrong Jirou, do your socks have holes in them?"

"no they do not!"

"then how'd you get your feet in them!"

"-_-"

(A/N: to anyone who got the reference, thank you)

When the 48 hours were over Jirou had locked herself in her room until dinner.

A/N: so this was a short terrible chapter bit I tried, I guess. Please continue commenting dares and maybe some truths to get things a little more interesting. That's it, byeeeeee!