If I ever slept with 1d (never happen) I'd never shut up about it
" you found a cure for cancer? Great but I remember that time I slept with Liam Payne"
" You won ww3? Not bad but I've slept with Harry Styles already so yea....... "
"You exelled in school with only one hand! Nice almost as nice as that night i slept with Louis Tomlinson"
"Wow you won the lottery! I felt like I won the lottery when I slept with Niall Horan"
" you've become an author! That's Great! You should write a book on the night i slept with Zayn Malik"
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