ARE YOU TIRED OF FARTING?
ARE YOU TIRED OF PASSING THE UNHOLY HOT GAS?
ARE YOU TIRED OF SHITTING YOURSELF??!??
Well, INTRODUCING,
THE FARTCO
THE FARTCO WILL STOP ALL THE AIR FROM COMING OUT AND DESTROYING YOUR LOVED ONES
SIMPLY JUST INSERT FARTCO RIGHT UP YOUR COLON
Fartco is not intentionally a sexual object. Do not use for sexual pleasure for your anus.
FARTCO IS A GREAT GIFT FOR GRANDMA AND GRANDPA. THEY'LL LOVE IT!
WANT TO KNOW SOME FARTCO FACTS??!!?
fartco stands for fart controller
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE THE UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO RIP TIGHT ASS
ONLY 1$ ?? THAT'S RIGHT PEOPLE,
FARTS ARE DELICATE, EMBRACE THEM! Who would wanna pay a load of money to hold A TITTY FULL OF GAS UP THEIR ASS?
Find at your local dollar general
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