Omg Sherlock I am soooo sorry for those drunk texts from last night!! :/
Oh so you are alive then after your nights events?
Oooh sarcasm ;) and yeah but barely alive!! My head is killing me I get the worst hangovers :(
Perhaps don't drink so excessively next time?
I knooow!! But I always tell myself never again but then always do!! :(
You have no self control.
Nope ;) anyway what you up to??
I'm on the tube which is taking an irritatingly long time to arrive.
No way! Like London tube? As in the underground?? :o
Yes.
I live in London!!
I also live in London.
Wow! :) what are the chances!
Pretty high.
Whyyy?
Statistically.
Huh, well I still think it's pretty cool :)
Yes.
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You could be my neighbor...
Possibly.
I could pass you in the street and not know it's you...
Yes. That is a possibility.
That's weird!! :)
Yes.
4th February:
Do you know someone named Gregory Lestrade?
Yesss..... Why???? :)
Oh. I know him also.
Really.... Have you been looking me up? :) Are you stalking me??? ;)
No.
Well I guess we must live pretty close then... :)
Yes, probably.
10th February:
You doing anything special for Valentines day???? ;)
No.
No girlfriend then?? ;)
No not really my area.
Oh, right. Boyfriend then? :) which is fine by the way!
I know it's fine.
So you have a boyfriend? :)
No.
Right :) good fine! So no plans then?
No. I realise it is common courtesy to ask if you have any plans.
Haha no I don't! :) nobody seems to want me too badly as their boyfriend! :(
Why not? You are athletic and clever, why wouldn't the girls want to date you?
Haha well for starters I don't know many and then they all seem to find me nice, but as a friend. :(
Ah.
Ah what? :)
I have heard of something referred to as 'The Friend Zone' which when explained to me seemed to be exactly the predicament you find yourself in.
