Alright, I'll admit it, I fucked up. But I swear it's not my fault. I mean, who would've thought that a Wikipedia article titled "How to summon Satan" would actually work? To be honest, I was just really really bored, and I didn't feel like blogging (amazing, I know). So, a few pentagrams and one stuffed-animal sacrifice later, I am ready to get started.
I gently touched my hands to the outermost circle in the pentagram clusterfuck I drew. Carefully, I whispered the chant: "sa yim sik nac susej". I do this 13 times, just as instructed (alright I'm lying I was supposed to say it 666 times but I'm not THAT bored). Let me tell you, I thought I was insane when the clusterfuck started glowing. But once the lights went out I knew it was either real or I had taken some really strong drugs. Maybe both.
Anyway, something started to rise up from the ground in a sorta zombie-like fashion. It was quite a spectacular sight, with brilliant lights and strange smoke pouring out from the ground. When the figure had fully arisen, the lights all dimmed and shifted towards its face. I stared at the black shape, squinting in the darkness. Then, I heard it take a sharp breath.
"WHO DARES SUMMON THE DARK LORD?!"
And that's how I met Satan.
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Hayran KurguWhen one lonely kid makes a deal with Satan, he only does it so he can have a friend. Well, that's great and all, but Satan actually starts to like the moron. Go figure, right? •Based off a post I saw on tumblr! No one else did this yet, right?•
