Once upon a time there was a Olivia and a Shaya they were very happy and ugly. one day they were playing outside together and ventured to far from home and came across a well. There trusty steed ran away leaving them behind. The two girls looked down the well and saw nothing but darkness. Eventually the curiosity got to them and they threw a stick down the well but never heard a sound of the stick on the rectangular cement formed with moss in the cracks made over the years. Shaya got an idea but kept it to herself, so when Olivia wasn't looking she pushed her in the well she never heard an answer for minutes. was she dead? she called down after her, but no answer. Shaya decided she would jump down the well (this is what drugs do to you) and while she was falling she saw a lingering light at the bottom of the well coming closer and closer to the light she finally hit the ground and found Olivia lying down paralyzed. she came closer and heard a noise she was still alive but that wasn't the sound of her breathing. then a T. rex with short stubby arms came out of nowhere and ate her. the irony of the short arms and the hilarious sound of a T. rex ( raaaaapppppppp) got to her she woke up historically laughing and bragged her phone to tweet about her experience because she had nothing better to do. (My generation)
Dingus you are (yoda whispers quitely in your ear)
