Borderlands: Male Reader Scenarios

Mayhem Catch Up

Hey guys!

This chapter is going to catch Mayhem up with the previous chapters, enjoy!

First Meeting:
In a bit of bad luck, you were traveling with a merchant's convoy that was attacked by a raider gang. You were knocked unconscious, and upon waking up, saw that you were in the quarters of the raider leader, an insane woman named "Mayhem". Using your skills as a conman, you managed to convince Mayhem to let you go, under the condition that she gets to travel with you. Though you found Mayhem annoying at first, you quickly warmed up to her, and she did you, and after a while, you both developed romantic feelings for each other.

Day In The House:
One wouldn't know that Skag skulls and bulletproof casings are actually wonderful decor for a living room. Mayhem was polishing her buzzaxe while you sipped coffee, and as you sat down, she put her wildly unkempt hair against your shoulder as she put her head on your shoulder.

Making A Meal:
It is a fairly well known point that psycho's are ill prepared for cooking, which became clear when you came home to find your house on fire, which came about from Mayhem attempting to make a baked potato. While you panicked as your neighbors tried to extinguish the fire, Mayhem offered you the somehow intact baked potato."

Fancy Night Out:
A potato sack?
Despite the warnings of your associates, you brought Mayhem along for the gala, and quickly understood why it was a bad idea. Mayhem quickly jumped onto the dinner table, declaring herself "Queen Of The Whales", and shortly after tackled a group of guests. You quickly carried Mayhem outside, all while she named off all the species of whale she knew.

Morning After:
"Hello dear reader.
I regret to inform you that I am unable to describe what you and Mayhem did in writing, as I'm fairly certain that by doing so, I would violate a community or moral guideline. I can however tell you that your bed talk was so wild that several noise complaints were filed, all of which within a mile long radius, and for some inconceivable reason, "Lady (You Bring Me Up) by the Commodores was playing on repeat throughout the night.
My apologies, get well soon!"
-Sirdoomguy

Bar Fight!:
Having a psycho on your side in any fight is an unmistakable boon to your chances, as Mayhem quickly took to attacking an entire group of drunkards while yelling "Yeehaw" with extreme rage in her voice. You were to afraid to pull Mayhem away from her battle, so you nervously watched on.

Manual Labor:
While you and Brick worked on the roofing of the school, Mayhem was busy attempting to nail two pieces of wood together, a task which she had been working on for five hours. After the school was built, Mayhem offered you her creation, calling it "Space Reindeer Repellant", which you accepted, though you were confused.