Hey it's aurthor-nim but u can call me anything u want☺️. Ok lemme stop, I apologize but r ya ready this is when-
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"I'm just saying instead of doubting me, give my idea a chance hyung" Namjoon pleaded trying win his elder over, looking at his hyung then turning his attention back to the road. "Fuck outta here, the last time I did that, I almost had a bullet snuggling with my thoughts, A for effort though." Yoongi claps back at Namjoon, sarcastically praising him, not in the least trying to sound like he actually meant it. "Well I don't think going to a strip club is a life or death situation hyung" Jungkook butts in from the back seat, trying help out his hyung. "Well it could be, these hoes is dangerous." Yoongi said in a serious/joking manner. "How do you know ?" Jungkook said with an eyebrow quirked up and a visible smirk through the review mirror. "Because I fucked one and the next morning she said she caught feelings, I tried to tell her I wasn't with it and she PROCEEDED TO GRAB MY DICK AND POINT A BLADE AT IT!" he said in dramatically clinging Namjoons arm as if he was elderly woman that had just been burglarized. Namjoon was big ass didn't budge and wasn't bothered by the little man grabbing him suddenly.
Jungkook and Namjoon simultaneously looked at each other with blank stares through the review mirror. Next thing Yoongi knew, there they were, his most trusted companions, falling out in a fit of laughter over how his poor helpless dick was about to be diced by a $10 stripper. "So you fuck heads don't care about poor ole yoongs penis and testicles ?" Said man looked at both of them, looking at Jungkook then Namjoon, with fake hurt expression. Completely ignoring the question, the two men continued there hollering and knee slapping, trying to compose themselves once more. "It ain't that damn funny, get your selves together." Stating, starting to get bothered through all the unnecessary laughter, regretting letting those two fuckers in on the secret.
"Sorry hy-hyung..... " Jungkook half-assed the apology trying to gather himself again, patting his shoulder from the back seat. "What did you do next then?" Namjoon asked while holding his chest, catching breathes from his recent laugh fest, concentrating on driving once more.
"I did what any smart and independent man would do in this peculiar equation........ date her for a months, when let her guard down, packed my shit and ran, cutting my whole existence off from her" Yoongi said holding his head up high, looking at his side of the window, knowing damn well he was about to get his ass cut. "Well you don't have to worry that because we are going into a men's strip club" Namjoon said reassuringly.Strip club~
"I really like how it says pussy's and it's a MEN strip club, shouldn't it say wieners or coc-" Yoongi was interrupted by Namjoon "aaaahhh there is no need to say it" Jungkook obnoxiously burst out laughing while trying to leave the car, nearly falling out. "Why did you pull up to a men's strip club knowing damn well I don't like men" Yoongi said kind of annoyed. "Well suck it up because we aren't here on behalf of what YOU want, this is for the organizations party." Namjoon said locking the car brushing off what Yoongi said. "Both of you talk to damn much let's go into the building already" Jungkook said getting a little hype. "It don't matter as long as they're hot".
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