- with the boys

1. couple problems

ciaran: guys i have a confession to make.....i be itchin and burnin

matt: uh.

kevin doan: hygiene is important ciaran! 💖💗💕💗💖💕💗💖💕💗💖💕💗💖💕💗💖 clean your fishy dick!

ian thickems: MAN YOU DID THIS MAN DIRTY.

kevin doan: cause he literally is.

ciaran: ME? DIRTY? you should see ians room after a hook up with JADEN.

ian: hey man not cool.

matt: please clean your room ian. one time i lost my phone in there and it was 6 months until i found it.

kevin doan: i cannot believe you guys live in these conditions.

jaden: shut ur ugly ass up mr.bearface. you look musty every damn day.

ian: yes i do the cookin yes i do the cleaning yes i keep the nana real sweet for ya eating.

matt: doesn't ass taste like shit.

joba: ask jaden.

ian: who says jaden does it.

kevin doan: PLEASE NO GOD I DONT WANT TO KNOW.

ian: anyways i'm not actually the bottom.

jaden: please don't.

joba: ....So anyways good morning everyone except ian.

matt: good morning.

kiko: ayy thanks

hk: wow so kind of you joba. you too king.

ciaran: who wants breakfast

jaden : ok pls

ciaran: no you were rude you fucking bottom.

dom: WOAHHH YOU AINT HAD TO DO JADEN LIKE THAT PHEWWWWWWW

merlyn: why is jaden sobbing

ciaran: FUCK THATS HILARIOUS

jabari: wtf. not fair

joba: sucks.

matt: crying? without me? ah ha ha.

kevin doan: jaden don't cry. i love you 💖💗💓💕💝💕💕💓💕💕💓💕💓💘💓💞❣️💝💖💝💖

ian: i will strip every dollar from all of your bank accounts. do not touch,look,blink,breath,think or even come close to my baby jaden. understand me? i will drop you from the band and i WILL not fucking hesitate to get you signed off from the RCA contract. do not fucking play with me or my husband. am i clear?

hk: ...
kevin doan: ...
matt: ...
joba: ...
ciaran: ...
merlyn: ...
dom: ...
kiko: ...
jabari: ...
ashlan: ...
dominic fike: ...
your mom: ....

jaden: just finished crying kinda nervous.

jon: so anywa-

joba: GO AWAY JON DAMN.

matt: stupid jon.

jon: ):

kevin doan: if you fuck with me

jaden: i'll take your man...

ian: who are you taking?

jaden: it's a song.

ian: who are you fucking with jaden? you cheating on me? wow. after all we have been through?

jaden: please it's a song. I'm not even cheating on you. let's not even argue here I do not want to cause a scene.

ian: A SCENE? YOU THINK IM BEING TOO DRAMATIC? REALLY JADEN? I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE YOU. WE ARE OVER.

   jaden walker has left the chat

jabari: okay so I know you guys have just seen that corny ass shit.

ian: fuck you do not speak to me. I hate jaden. I hate love. I hate everyone.

matt: why is jaden leaving. he's sobbing like loudly.

ciaran: cause I called him a bottom.

merlyn: ian fix this right now.

ian: boyfriend applications. first come first serve.

matt: oh god not this bullshit. just come and talk to jaden. this is why you guys are on and off you two have horrible communication.

merlyn. ok drag.

ian: ouch. true.

joba: dragged sir.

dom: sister snatched sister tea

kiko: nope

ciaran: definitely no.

ian: okay going to go talk to my ex I guess.

ashlan: hey what'd i miss :)