ciaran: guys i have a confession to make.....i be itchin and burninmatt: uh.
kevin doan: hygiene is important ciaran! 💖💗💕💗💖💕💗💖💕💗💖💕💗💖💕💗💖 clean your fishy dick!
ian thickems: MAN YOU DID THIS MAN DIRTY.
kevin doan: cause he literally is.
ciaran: ME? DIRTY? you should see ians room after a hook up with JADEN.
ian: hey man not cool.
matt: please clean your room ian. one time i lost my phone in there and it was 6 months until i found it.
kevin doan: i cannot believe you guys live in these conditions.
jaden: shut ur ugly ass up mr.bearface. you look musty every damn day.
ian: yes i do the cookin yes i do the cleaning yes i keep the nana real sweet for ya eating.
matt: doesn't ass taste like shit.
joba: ask jaden.
ian: who says jaden does it.
kevin doan: PLEASE NO GOD I DONT WANT TO KNOW.
ian: anyways i'm not actually the bottom.
jaden: please don't.
joba: ....So anyways good morning everyone except ian.
matt: good morning.
kiko: ayy thanks
hk: wow so kind of you joba. you too king.
ciaran: who wants breakfast
jaden : ok pls
ciaran: no you were rude you fucking bottom.
dom: WOAHHH YOU AINT HAD TO DO JADEN LIKE THAT PHEWWWWWWW
merlyn: why is jaden sobbing
ciaran: FUCK THATS HILARIOUS
jabari: wtf. not fair
joba: sucks.
matt: crying? without me? ah ha ha.
kevin doan: jaden don't cry. i love you 💖💗💓💕💝💕💕💓💕💕💓💕💓💘💓💞❣️💝💖💝💖
ian: i will strip every dollar from all of your bank accounts. do not touch,look,blink,breath,think or even come close to my baby jaden. understand me? i will drop you from the band and i WILL not fucking hesitate to get you signed off from the RCA contract. do not fucking play with me or my husband. am i clear?
hk: ...
kevin doan: ...
matt: ...
joba: ...
ciaran: ...
merlyn: ...
dom: ...
kiko: ...
jabari: ...
ashlan: ...
dominic fike: ...
your mom: ....jaden: just finished crying kinda nervous.
jon: so anywa-
joba: GO AWAY JON DAMN.
matt: stupid jon.
jon: ):
kevin doan: if you fuck with me
jaden: i'll take your man...
ian: who are you taking?
jaden: it's a song.
ian: who are you fucking with jaden? you cheating on me? wow. after all we have been through?
jaden: please it's a song. I'm not even cheating on you. let's not even argue here I do not want to cause a scene.
ian: A SCENE? YOU THINK IM BEING TOO DRAMATIC? REALLY JADEN? I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE YOU. WE ARE OVER.
jaden walker has left the chat
jabari: okay so I know you guys have just seen that corny ass shit.
ian: fuck you do not speak to me. I hate jaden. I hate love. I hate everyone.
matt: why is jaden leaving. he's sobbing like loudly.
ciaran: cause I called him a bottom.
merlyn: ian fix this right now.
ian: boyfriend applications. first come first serve.
matt: oh god not this bullshit. just come and talk to jaden. this is why you guys are on and off you two have horrible communication.
merlyn. ok drag.
ian: ouch. true.
joba: dragged sir.
dom: sister snatched sister tea
kiko: nope
ciaran: definitely no.
ian: okay going to go talk to my ex I guess.
ashlan: hey what'd i miss :)
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