Sanders Sides headcanons (and maybe small stories)

Deceit headcanon

So one headcanon I have for Deceit is that he listens to MXMTOON and Cavetown songs on repeat.

So one day, they need Deceit for a video for whatever reason and he's listening to music and singing softly.
"How many times must I keep it inside, I need to let go and I swear that I've tried~ But opening up means, trustin' others~ And that's just too much, I don't want to bother~ So I'll keep it inside, and I'll bury it deep, I know it's not healthy but you won't hear a peep~ Though I'm always sad, and I'm always lonely~ I could never tell you that I'm, breaking slowly~ Closed doors, locked in no keys keepin' my feelings hidden~ There is no ease~ I need it to stop, and I want to be able, to open up but, my feelings are fatal~ Woh oh oh o-oh~ My fe-"
Then he realises that, oh wait, there are people watching me so he's like 'Oh crap sorry' and they're like 'U good?' and he's like 'Yeah it's just a song' and Remus is just looking at him like 'This snake's depressed isn't he' and he asks something like "When's the last time you ate?" and Deceit's like "I dunno, I think I had a granola bar this morning" and Remus just glares. Deceit, being stressed into telling the truth mumbles "12 years ago..." and in responce Remus is like "Alright g'bye I need to help this man"

so they leave

alright bye

(i'm mentally stable i just like me some good ol' Deceit angst alright bye)