Bound for all Eternity (Sock Opera AU)

The Genius Pig

Hey guys, how's it going? I know I have a lot of stories that I haven't updated for a long time. And I got college work to do online until the semester is over. On a side note, this part of the three shots in one episode story. I'm going to be changing some parts of the plot of the story. Anyway enjoy the story.

'Bill thinking'
'Dipper thinking'
"Bill mind/dream scape talking"
"Dipper mind/dream scape talking"

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The next day came and go with it's ups and downs. The upside is that Dipper/Bill got a puzzled game called the 'What-The-Heck-Ahedron' solve the puzzle and your photo will be on the box. Bill told Dipper to "Do it~! Do it! Do it! Do it!"

The downside was getting it wrong on the first couple of tries. Bill took over to give it a try. And he, the all knowing. All seeing dream demon. Failed too. "How is this possible!?" What happened next made the kids laugh so much that they couldn't even breath. Bill throw a childish tantrum scream so loud and so high, it sounded like a tea kettle whistle.

Mabel then commented on them that they may not be smart enough as they thought. They took it personal. So much that Dipper/Bill uses the Journal #3 to find away to get smarter quicker. Using the Black light Dipper/Bill found the tactics to make the brain more intelligent than before, and spend the rest of the day to find the that item. The Percepshrooms.

Later at night, Dipper/Bill went over Journal 3's directions "'Buried near the falls is the legendary Percepshrooms. To increase brainpower, grind it up and apply to forehead overnight'." 'Sounds easy enough; You got to give thanks to that Author, Pine-Tree.' 'Yeah, just wish there were more clues to learning the identity of the Author.' 'With this brain increasing mush, we'll be able to find out not only the Author, but away to separated us and to stop Xal.' After grounding the percepshroom in the grinder bowl, Dipper/Bill dap some of it onto his forehead and declared at the what-the -heck-ahedron "Tomorrow, I own you!" and went to sleep.

When morning came, Dipper/Bill woke up before Mabel feeling better but didn't feel anymore smarter than yesterday. "What gives? I did exactly what the instructions said." 'Try testing it out.' "The digits of pi are three point one..." Dipper didn't finish his sentence, "Four, one, five, nine, two, six, et cetera." because someone finished it for him.

"Who said that?" Dipper/Bill turns to Mabel to wake her to see if she knows "Mabel?" Mabel woke up and saw something coming out from the shadows at their doorway. "Huh! Dipper, look!" Rolling into their bedroom, was Mabel's pig, Waddles, on a remote toy monster truck. " Greetings, friends, it is I, Waddles, the pig." Waddles typed his speech out loud. "WhAt!" "Waddles! What happened to you? Have you been possessed by the spirit of a nerd!?" Mabel cries out in fright. 

The pig continues to 'speak' as he drives in closer "I understand that my transformation may be vexing, but I have prepared a presentation-" but bumps into a computer and nocks it over. "Forgive me. My pig arms are cute and useless."

Dipper/Bill jump out of bed to see the bowl that had brain increasing mush in it gone. "The brain goop! You ate it and built all this, didn't you?" Mabel also got out of bed, only to grab a baby's animal sounds toy while screaming "HIS ISN'T RIGHT! THE PIG GOES OINK! THE PIG GOES OINK!!!"

"Now the pig goes wherever he can shine the light of knowledge into the darkness of ignorance." "I hear that." said Bill/Dipper as he got an idea, "Hey, smart Waddles. Since now you're smarter than normal animals and humans, how about you help us with our problem at hand?" The pig reply "This is an extraordinary abnormality, I except your challenge good sir."